Today on Video Game Theatre we bring you, our most demure viewers, an uncompromising amalgamation of selected scenes from the transcripts of the supreme monster abduction game, Pokemon. We will hear of the most transcendent and mathematically capable Rattata known to person-kind, the exaltations of a famed devotee’s cherished Rapidash, and the sheer elation that comes from wearing conspicuously compressed trousers. I designate you indeed!