In which John Green pretends to be Charlie McDonnell by answering the same questions Hank asked him, while signing a lease at his new office and getting the movie option for The Fault in Our Stars signed and notarized. Also, John tells a story about the astronaut who farted on the moon. And yes, since apparently a lot of you did not know this, the movie rights to my new book The Fault in Our Stars were optioned by Fox 2000. The script is being written by the nice young lads behind (500) Days of Summer.