A fire breaks out in the town but the councilors have disbanded the fire department. The three of them try and find a way to put the fire out before the mayor has their guts for garters.
The council offices are cleaned out by a thief who also wreaks havoc around town. The boys attempt to get the stuff back after the mayor is robbed as well.
Greg wishes he had a woman to love on Valentine's Day. The council offices are due for their annual inspection but they are a complete mess. When Greg meets a beautiful stranger he hopes his fortunes are about to turn.
Rival town Midford-on-Sea is hot favourite the Annual Small Town Of The Year competition. When a rich Hungarian prince appears out of nowhere, Klangbury suddenly becomes a contender. The boys try to impress the prince.
The Mayor hits the campaign trail hoping to be re-elected, but suave new rival Barry O'Charmer is running against her. In desperation, the boys search for ways to win the public's vote.
Greg is excited about the upcoming Klangbury Centenary Parade. When the boys immortalise the town by creating a time capsule and firing it into space, they don't bargain that it will be picked up by evil aliens from the ice planet Klung.
The We Are Klang comedy team have a go at their own version of a variety show. This features singing, dancing, slapstick violence, cucumbers and donkey punching.
