It's NewsDay Tuesday! Today I deliver you my well prepared remarks about the news and show you how I convince people I'm not pregnant. I was in a VlogBrothers video! Waaaaaaaaaaah! http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=Z2I_xOH8ZuQ DFTBA Shirts http://dftba.com/product/1468 I'm online all friggin day at these places http://fb.com/wheezywaiter http://twitter.com/wheezywaiter Thanks for the wink! http://youtube.com/MrElithedeadman Thanks for the outro music, Rob and Tamara! http://youtube.com/robscallon