In the third installment of 5 Reasons to be Alive Today I talk about bats, Wet Hot American Summer, scissors, a pyramid on another planet, and eating! â–ºSubscribe for videos every week! http://bit.ly/wheezysub NEW HERE? I'm Wheezy Waiter. I upload videos multiple times a week. I make clones of myself and talk about the news and punch eagles and try to be important. Welcome. SOCIAL STUFF http://twitter.com/Wheezywaiter http://wheezytumblr.tumblr.com/ http://instagram.com/wheezywaiter SNAPCHAT: wheezywaiter Thanks for the wink, Rose Studios! https://www.youtube.com/channel/UCClt1DBoJEg1TKt2RyfnQtg To submit a wink make a video saying “This is the end of the video” in whatever ridiculous way you’d like. Title it “Wheezy Wink For _____” and in the blank put the title of the latest video. Upload it to YouTube. Sources: Bats https://www.facebook.com/pages/Batzilla-the-Bat/445796495553687 http://www.batcon.org/index.php/our-work/regions/usa-canada/protect-mega-populations/cab-intro Wet Hot Trailer https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=PLlMTn_Jzok Scissor Guy https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=Qir3QM1M7Nc Pyramid in Space! http://www.cnn.com/2015/06/23/us/feat-ceres-pyramid/index.html