In this first episode, Joel travels to Australia's Gold Coast, to meet Pricasso: the world's only artist to paint with his penis; and Joel has a go himself. In Texas, Ayo meets members of America's vampire community, including self-styled vampire king Michael, and his 'black swan' Blut, who lets him drink her blood. Also in America, there's Chico, Jackie and Jeff's pet capybara; how good a house pet is the world's largest rodent? And Vicky goes to Tokyo to be a zentai. There are more than 3000 zentai in Tokyo, who dress in full body lycra and frolic about. And it takes a saucy turn.