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Season 2015

  • S2015E01 Guacamole

    • January 13, 2015
    • YouTube
  • S2015E02 Tuna

    • January 15, 2015
    • YouTube

    This is the kind of delicious that will literally make your face explode so be very careful when you make this recipe.

  • S2015E03 Kidney Beans on Rye Caraway

    • February 8, 2015
    • YouTube

    Open face sandwiches, created by a ghost, who haunts us to this day with overwhelming deliciousness.

  • S2015E04 Grilled Cheese

    • March 17, 2015
    • YouTube

    When the singularity happens, we will still need to eat.

  • S2015E05 Breakfast Sandwich

    • April 2, 2015
    • YouTube

    In 1967, the United States government outlawed oatmeal, as one part of a 13 prong strategy to increase egg consumption. The next 27 years of oatmeal prohibition saw a moderate amount of egg innovation, resulting in two notable creations, including this open face breakfast sandwich. It remains popular with dentists and miners in all 6 hemispheres. The other innovation was known as 'Egg Near a Stick' but it never really became a thing.

  • S2015E06 Deluxe Cheese and Crackers

    • May 15, 2015
    • YouTube

    Let’s all hold hands and revel in how cheese tastes good against the crispy backdrop of a well made cracker. And even a poorly made one that just crumbles when you bite it.

  • S2015E07 Gregg's Bean Dip

    • June 5, 2015
    • YouTube

    There's bean dip, and then there's BEAN DIP. There's also BEAN dip and bean DIP. In addition to "Bean Dip" and ([{bean dip}]). But there's really nothing quite like bean dip. It's a good way to get beans into your system and it's also a good way to participate in the practice of dipping.

  • S2015E08 Bean and Corn Salad (or Dip)

    • June 29, 2015
    • YouTube

    My Mom has spent her life stealing other people's recipes. To teach her a lesson, I stole this stolen recipe from her but I will giver her zero credit. Hopefully one day she will realize the error of her ways and stop making all of that delicious food.

  • S2015E09 7 Ways to Chop an Onion

    • July 6, 2015
    • YouTube

    Onion chopping technology has come a long way since the 1940's, but few people take advantage of it. Why is that? Ignorance. That's why.

  • S2015E10 Pan Fried Kale

    • July 15, 2015
    • YouTube

    The taste of leafy greens is highly altered by the sound of vibrating strings. Even when the vibrating strings are digital loops.

  • S2015E11 NACHO CRIMES

    • July 23, 2015
    • YouTube

    In the face of adversity, be ever vigilant.

  • S2015E12 Roasted Brussels Sprouts

    • July 29, 2015
    • YouTube

    Unfairly maligned, often antagonized, openly judged; performance art has had a bad rap for decades. Unrelated, brussels sprouts are delicious.

  • S2015E13 Roasted Peppers

    • August 6, 2015
    • YouTube

    Tom Robbins once wrote: "It's never too late to have a happy childhood." This video provides zero insight as to whether or not that is true.

  • S2015E14 Break-up Pasta - Aglio E Olio

    • August 12, 2015
    • YouTube

    This is the best way to ensure years of loving friendship when transitioning out of a relationship.

  • S2015E15 Easiest Salad Dressing on Earth

    • August 18, 2015
    • YouTube

    Directed by Alfonso Cuarón. For the songs and songs from other episodes, check out my Soundcloud.

  • S2015E16 Foraging

    • August 28, 2015
    • YouTube

    When society collapses, will you be prepared?

  • S2015E17 Maple Baked Salmon

    • September 9, 2015
    • YouTube

    Hydrodynamics is an art form most of us won't master until we're in our teens. These guys do it no later than age 11. Nature is rad.

  • S2015E18 Egg in a Hole

    • September 16, 2015
    • YouTube

    I ran out of time trying to make the thing I wanted to make so made something dumb and short instead.

  • S2015E19 Baked Yams with Dill

    • September 24, 2015
    • YouTube

    After heavy research, I am still confused as to what a yam is, and what a sweet potato is, but I'm pretty sure supermarkets call sweet potatoes yams, and I'm pretty sure I spelled potato wrong in the video at 4:13 a.m. #YOLO #DUMMY

  • S2015E20 Fire Roasted Pierogis

    • October 1, 2015
    • YouTube
  • S2015E21 Crispy Ramen Salad

    • October 13, 2015
    • YouTube

    I don't usually throw around the word 'excitement', but that's exactly how I feel whenever my mom makes this salad. I feel totally excitement.

  • S2015E22 Roasted Pumpkin Seeds

    • October 25, 2015
    • YouTube

    You go through life and you do your best and every once in a while you marvel at the miracle of modern medicine.

  • S2015E23 Blueberry Smoothie

    • November 3, 2015
    • YouTube

    The world spins at a furious pace, not unlike a blender. Especially an anger-powered blender.

  • S2015E24 Cold Brew Coffee

    • November 13, 2015
    • YouTube

    “A pain stabbed my heart, as it did every time I saw a girl I loved who was going the opposite direction in this too-big world.” ― Kerouac

  • S2015E25 Sandwich of Justice

    • November 25, 2015
    • YouTube

    This sandwich began with Ryan.

  • S2015E26 Macho Nachos

    • December 7, 2015
    • YouTube

    If you're the kind of guy who regularly puts your fist through drywall at the mildest of annoyances, you're gonna love these nachos. NOT FOR GIRLS.

  • S2015E27 Spicy Peanut Butter Soup

    • December 16, 2015
    • YouTube

    -Emily's- soup is really delicious, especially -Emily's- Spicy Peanut Butter Soup.

  • S2015E28 You Suck at Christmas

    • December 23, 2015
    • YouTube

    A 100 percent full throttle high adrenaline speed chase through the history of christmas.

  • S2015E29 New Year's Eve Cocktail

    • December 31, 2015
    • YouTube

    I did this so last minute I started shooting three hours from now.

Season 2016

  • S2016E01 Mashed Potatopology

    • January 13, 2016
    • YouTube

    There are biological reasons that the potato is the universal language of the apology. And those biological reasons are rooted in science, as well as facts and information. In addition to truth. And also history.

  • S2016E02 Sun Dried Tomato Scramble

    • February 1, 2016
    • YouTube

    All I can say is I could not have done this without Devon. Devon is supremely talented, very generous, and he's really smartened up lately.

  • S2016E03 SUPER BOWLogna

    • February 6, 2016
    • YouTube

    Plunge the depths of bologna in way you never dared to dream, until now. Take my hand. Don't be afraid.

  • S2016E04 Peanut Butter Chocolate Robot Balls

    • February 18, 2016
    • YouTube

  • S2016E05 Roasted Mustard String Beans

    • February 29, 2016
    • YouTube

  • S2016E06 French Fry Rap

    • March 10, 2016
    • YouTube

    French fries are a dish best served rhythmically.

  • S2016E07 Cauliflower Braingasm

    • March 29, 2016
    • YouTube

    Brain surgery is easily the 17th most difficult task I partake in on a tri-weekly basis. The most important aspects are practice and solid guesswork. That's how you get good. Also, I just downloaded this new computer program called "snapchat".

  • S2016E08 Kitchen Hacks

    • April 20, 2016
    • YouTube

    When executed properly, kitchen hacks add years to your life and give you the ability to time travel.

  • S2016E09 The Salsa Spectrum

    • May 4, 2016
    • YouTube

    The light spectrum is pretty cool, but ultimately it's a bit slow.

  • S2016E10 Beet Dip

    • May 17, 2016
    • YouTube

    Eating something tasty is far tastier when it's dipped in something tasty which is why I dip my beet dip in steak sauce.

  • S2016E11 Choose Your Own Adventure Cookies

    • May 31, 2016
    • YouTube

    Give cookies a chance for once in your life.

  • S2016E12 5 Ways to Pierogi

    • June 14, 2016
    • YouTube

    Up until 1983 it was thought there was only 1 way to pierogi, until Silvia Bara shocked the world by proving there was two additional ways to pierogi. Scientists now theorize there are up to 8 ways to pierogi but many remain skeptical.

  • S2016E13 Zucchini Noodles

    • June 28, 2016
    • YouTube

    Come for the salad. Stay for the vegetable hate-ballad.

  • S2016E14 Transcendental Granola

    • July 12, 2016
    • YouTube

    Granola. It's delicious.

  • S2016E15 10 More Ways to Chop an Onion

    • August 3, 2016
    • YouTube

  • S2016E16 Corn on the Cob

    • August 16, 2016
    • YouTube

  • S2016E17 Melodic Lentils

    • August 30, 2016
    • YouTube

  • S2016E18 Breakfast Burrito

    • September 14, 2016
    • YouTube

  • S2016E19 Choco Banana Ice Cream Rap

    • September 29, 2016
    • YouTube

  • S2016E20 Butternut Squash Guide

    • October 11, 2016
    • YouTube

  • S2016E21 Caramel Apples

    • October 25, 2016
    • YouTube

  • S2016E22 Beef Stew

    • November 11, 2016
    • YouTube

  • S2016E23 Turkey Sandwich of Justice

    • November 22, 2016
    • YouTube

  • S2016E24 Modified Mac and Cheese

    • December 7, 2016
    • YouTube

  • S2016E25 Christmas Crack

    • December 22, 2016
    • YouTube

Season 2017

  • S2017E01 Slam Poetry Popcorn

    • January 10, 2017
    • YouTube

  • S2017E02 Toasted Walnut Potato Salad

    • January 31, 2017
    • YouTube

  • S2017E03 Valentine's Day Brownies

    • February 13, 2017
    • YouTube

  • S2017E04 Tortilla Pizza

    • March 2, 2017
    • YouTube

  • S2017E05 Tomato Sauce

    • April 5, 2017
    • YouTube

    Tomato sauce. It's red. It's hot. It tastes like tomatoes and other stuff combined together and then cooked. YUM.

  • S2017E06 Kale Chips

    • May 30, 2017
    • YouTube

  • S2017E07 ASMR Potato Latkes

    • June 26, 2017
    • YouTube

  • S2017E08 Pea Salad

    • July 11, 2017
    • YouTube

  • S2017E09 Mozzarella Sticks and Dips

    • August 2, 2017
    • YouTube

  • S2017E10 5 Easy Breakfasts

    • August 17, 2017
    • YouTube

    Breakfast. It's the only meal that describes the speed at which it should be consumed. But is it worth it? Let's leave that to the scientists.

  • S2017E11 Juicy Chicken Breast

    • September 12, 2017
    • YouTube

    The key to making a juicy chicken breast is to not use powdered chicken. The trick is to use dry chicken, then dunk it in water. Mmmm.

  • S2017E12 Date Meal [pasta]

    • September 26, 2017
    • YouTube

  • S2017E13 Naturopathic Quesadillas

    • October 24, 2017
    • YouTube

    The easiest way to get healthy and stay healthy is to eat naturopathic quesadillas at every single meal for the rest of your life.

  • S2017E14 Pumpkin Pie

    • November 15, 2017
    • YouTube

    Pumpkins are good for literally 2 things; making pumpkin pies, and throwing them off bridges. Well I’m all all out of bridges.

  • S2017E15 Chicken Tikka Masala

    • December 5, 2017
    • YouTube

    From the creators of Stonehenge; Chicken Tikka Masala. Actually the roots are more complicated than that and Wikipedia explains it better than I can, on account of me not being a historian on this particular subject.

  • S2017E16 Gingerbread Cookies

    • December 23, 2017
    • YouTube

    If you like gingerbread, and you like men, then you'll love Gingerbread Men. You'll also likely enjoy any other kind of gingerbread. Even if you dislike men.

Season 2018

  • S2018E01 Game Day Artichoke Dip

    • January 30, 2018
    • YouTube

    Do you like games? Do you like days? Do you like Artichokes? Do you like dips? Well boy oh boy do I have good news for you.

  • S2018E02 Energy Balls

    • February 27, 2018
    • YouTube

    Energy Balls. Do they really give you energy? That can be definitively answered with one simple word; maybe, maybe not.

  • S2018E03 Pesto

    • March 28, 2018
    • YouTube

    Pesto. It's the besto.

  • S2018E04 Potatoes

    • April 1, 2018
    • YouTube

    Potatoes are one of the vegetables that grow inside the ground.

  • S2018E05 Honey Roasted Carrots

    • April 26, 2018
    • YouTube

    Carrots. They're dangerously delicious.

  • S2018E06 Coconut Macaroons

    • May 16, 2018
    • YouTube

    My friend said I should have just called them Macaroons, not Coconut Macaroons, since all macaroons are made of coconut. I think she has a lot of growing up to do.

  • S2018E07 Loaded Baked Potato

    • June 12, 2018
    • YouTube

    If all this sounds like a bit too much, just sprinkle some salt on a raw potato and order a pizza

  • S2018E08 Lemon Blueberry Scones

    • July 11, 2018
    • YouTube

    I accidentally cut out the SALT clip. Add a dash of salt to those dry ingredients.

  • S2018E09 Toasted Tomato Sandwich

    • August 7, 2018
    • YouTube

  • S2018E10 Modified Ramen

    • September 21, 2018
    • YouTube

  • S2018E11 Pumpkin Bread

    • October 23, 2018
    • YouTube

    Pumpkin bread is great for sandwiches, or on it's own.

  • S2018E12 Hot Chocolate 3 Ways

    • November 21, 2018
    • YouTube

    Hot chocolate is a dish best served hot.

  • S2018E13 Candied Walnuts

    • December 28, 2018
    • YouTube

    This video thoroughly explores various aspects of candied walnuts.

Season 2019

Season 2020

Season 2021

Season 2022

  • S2022E01 Chicken Noodle Soup

    • January 22, 2022

  • S2022E02 Not Spaghetti Carbonara

    • February 19, 2022

    I set out to really not make carbonara but I ended up accidentally mostly making carbonara. Everyone makes mistakes.

  • S2022E03 Carrot Cake: Moist and Easy

    • March 16, 2022
    • YouTube

  • S2022E04 Overnight Oats

    • April 16, 2022
    • YouTube

    Overnight oats are oats that are cooked overnight. Instead of using heat to cook them, they are cooked with calm healing refrigerator energy.

  • S2022E05 Corn Dogs

    • May 6, 2022
    • YouTube

    Corn dogs don't necessarily have corn in them, and these Korean style corn dogs certainly do not. But they are shaped like corn cobs and they taste better than corn, so there's no reason to be upset.

  • S2022E06 Chocolate Lava Cake

    • May 29, 2022
    • YouTube

    Chocolate lava cake should never be confused with real molten lava. Because if you go in with that expectations you'll end up disappointed.

  • S2022E07 10 Ways to Peel an Orange

    • June 16, 2022
    • YouTube

    Peeling an orange isn't easy. Unless you're strong and good at peeling oranges. Then it's easy. Otherwise it's difficult. Unless you know other techniques. Then it's easy. Unless you're bad at those techniques. Then it's hard. Unless you have a good friend who is good at peeling oranges. Then it's easy. Unless that friend never existed and you just made them up to cope with reality. Then it's hard. You just never know.

  • S2022E08 Home Made Crispy Chicken Nuggets

    • July 8, 2022
    • YouTube
  • S2022E09 Chocolate Ice Cream Bars

    • August 4, 2022
    • YouTube

  • S2022E10 Corn Ribs

    • September 3, 2022
    • YouTube

  • S2022E11 Smash Burgers

    • September 16, 2022
    • YouTube

    Smash burgers are a hamburger, or cheeseburger that has been through some stuff.

  • Webisodes and Shorts

    SPECIAL 0x3 Historical Sandwich Moment

    • August 12, 2021
    • YouTube
  • Webisodes and Shorts

    SPECIAL 0x4 Water Aged Ham

    • August 18, 2021
    • YouTube
  • S2022E12 Crispy Smashed Potatoes

    • October 21, 2022
    • YouTube

    Smashed potatoes taste slightly better that caressed potatoes, but not as quite good as kicked potatoes or French fries, except when they do.

  • S2022E13 Peanut Noodles

    • November 9, 2022
    • YouTube

    Peanut noodles are a dish that's made with both noodles and peanut butter. As well as several other ingredients which also end up on the noodles and then end up inside your mouth. if you're doing it right.

  • Webisodes and Shorts

    SPECIAL 0x5 Types of Macaroni

    • October 22, 2021
    • YouTube
  • S2022E14 Crispy French Fries with Cheese Sauce

    • December 2, 2022
    • YouTube

    Crispy French fries with cheese sauce taste better than soggy French fries with nothing

  • S2022E15 Easy Nougat - No Bake Holiday Christmas Yummytown Candy Stuff

    • December 22, 2022
    • YouTube

    Nougat is delicious dessert type candy stick people like to make for the holidays but it's also so sticky you might regret ever learning the recipe. But when you learn how to control the nougat, then you're one step closer to finding out who you really are.

Season 2023

Season 2024

  • S2024E01 Chicken Leek Coconut Soup

    • January 26, 2024
    • YouTube

    Chicken leek coconut soup tastes great on account of the chicken, leeks, coconut, and other things that also taste good that are in the soup.

  • S2024E02 Chicken Tinga Tacos

    • February 23, 2024
    • YouTube

    Chicken Tinga tacos are my favorite Mexican food and Mexican food is my favorite food. Also Indian. It's sort of a tie.

  • S2024E03 STFU Sandwich - aka Steak Sandwich

    • March 18, 2024
    • YouTube

    The STFU sandwich is a steak sandwich that has steak on it. It's a great steak sandwich to serve to anyone who says things that you wish hadn't reached your eardrums.

  • S2024E04 The Secret to a Perfectly Boiled Egg

    • April 1, 2024
    • YouTube

    And now you know the secret to a perfectly boiled egg

  • S2024E05 Crack Slaw

    • April 20, 2024
    • YouTube

    Crack slaw, also known as egg roll in a bowl, also known as hot slaw, is delicious on account of the fact that it's made of ingredients.

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