Our tale begins. Yugi and Kaiba face-off in a duel.
Pegasus forces Yugi to battle in the Shadow Realm.
The gang travel to Duellist Kingdom on a luxurious cruise ship, but onboard shenanigans commence.
Our heroes arrive at the island, but soon discover that they are not alone when someone is found to be missing from the flight manifest.
Joey must duel against a pair of breasts attached to a woman... with ESP.
The gang come across a freaky fish guy with poor social skills.
Yugi doesn't stand a ghost of a chance against his next opponent!
Joey finally gets an episode to prove his worth... and fails miserably...
Will Yugi have to give up his title as Main Character? Will Bakura stop being so British? Will FOX give Zorc & Pals the chance it deserves? Find out all this and MORE in this episode!
Yugi must duel against an insane pyromaniac who likes to play a children's card game.
The greatest country on the face of the earth... I wish they didn't throw me out... I miss it badly...
Joey doesn't stand a ghost of a chance when he is up against Zombies.
Bakura gets a bloody good idea on how to rescue everyone! Whodathunk it?
Its Kaiba vs. Yugi.... again.. in a children's card game... why do they make us suffer like this?
Mai is challenged to a duel by none other than... Téa?
In the dead of the night, the minor characters decide to seize their chance to shine and go off to have an adventure.
Ah, the Card Game Channel. The only station you'd be more ashamed to watch than the pay-per-view Porn channels. Everyone's battling for a spot in the final round of Duelist Kingdom, but who will make it through? Surely it would NEVER be Yugi, that would be way too obvious...
The duel between Yugi and Pegasus commences, but they're not the only ones getting themselves into a bit of action.
Pegasus is greeted by an evil villain and Yugi receives a visit from a crazy Egyptian.
Little girls, possessed teddy bears and card games, no... it's not the plot to the next horrible Ring sequel movie... it's just another episode of The Abridged Series!
The gang walk into an episode of ReBoot when they are thrown into a virtual world in order to rescue Kaiba.
Duke Devlin is on the scene and he challenges Yugi to play his extremely original dice game.
Yugi's puzzle is stolen when the very force of evil itself tries to take over the world.
Kaiba receives a phone call from someone claiming to be Deep Throat... oh wait, that's All The President's Men. Kaiba gets a call from Ishizu Ishtar, promising to inform him of the show's plot. Cue lots an lots of expository dialogue. Can we make this funny? Only one way to found out...
Tea and Yami go on a date, with typically disastrous consequences. Ever see the movie 50 First Dates? Neither have we. But we imagine this episode is a lot like that movie. Except with just the one date. And no Adam Sandler. But that's a sacrifice we're willing to make.
As Yami learns of his origins as an Ancient Egyptian Pharaoh, Kaiba undertakes a potentially deadly videogame tutorial with the promise of confectionary delights as his only reward. Friendships are tested, blood is spilled, and cards are set in face-up position. Here we go again.
Joey's estranged sister, Serenity, is finally going to have her eye operation. Unbeknownst to her, however, Joey has spent the money for the operation on children's trading cards.
The Battle City Tournament starts off with a bang as Yugi goes head to head with a rather forgettable henchman, Joey feels the ANIMOSITY, and Mokuba starts down the treacherous journey into kidulthood. Also, John Zhang.
While Tristan attempts to get to first base with Serenity, Joey duels an extremely loud character named Espa Roba whose entire family both look and sound exactly like him for no adequately explored reason. Apparently psychic powers are a byproduct of inbreeding.
Yami is missing! It's up to you, taking on the role of his brother Luigi, to find him! Travel to four thrilling locations and solve tedious trivia questions to help rescue him from the evil clutches of Bowser! Purchase this thrilling time-waster today! Entertainment not included. Dinsdale...?
Joey encounters an Underling-esque weeaboo, except without the mad photoshop skillz. Meanwhile, Marik takes up bird-watching, and Grandpa becomes a stuck record.
Card games: The final frontier. These are the voyages of the Starship Kuriboh. Its five year mission: To abridge strange and confusing duels. To seek out new gags and pop culture references. To boldly go where no limey has gone before. In this episode, Yami seduces another green-skinned alien chick. Or maybe he just duels a mime. It's hard to say.
Tonight, on a Very Special episode of Yu-Gi-Oh: The Abridged Series — two lovers divided! Will their story have a happy ending? Or will it all end in tears? Will Chad quit his job as lifeguard? And what of Harold and his love of stamp collecting? All these questions and more will be answered. Probably.
Kidnappings galore as Marik unleashes Project Steve, whilst Yugi and Kaiba are distracted by a relatively meaningless duel atop a huge-ass building.
In which LittleKuriboh attempts to abridge around 70 episodes in the space of seven minutes without losing his sanity. Will he make it? The proof, as they say, is in the pancakes. I think they say that, anyway. If not, they should. Mmm, pancakes.
Friendship is like an ointment, when you've been stung by fifty bees! Wherever you rub it, it always feels better, because it's a topical analgesic! Oh, and uh, Yu-Gi-Oh Abridged. There.
Graveyards? Zombies? BRITISH PEOPLE? Surely the end of days has come! Repent! REPENT!!! There is no stopping the end of times!
An egotistical actor who tries to force large-breasted women to marry him even if it means resorting to criminal abduction. But enough about Kroze, this episode revolves around the infamous martial artist Jean-Claude Magnum (who really should have been called Jean-Claude Van Darn) and his duel with somebody who has never won an on-screen card game in her entire career. Also, you and me? We're done professionally.
Oh, the humanity.
Whatever you do, don't say the forbidden word.
Joey vs Door - Round 2.
It's in the frakking blimp!
Melvin goes bananas. B-A-N-A-N-A-S.
Melissa Joan Hart not included.
Ishizu explains Marik's tragic (and weird) past and Melvin tries to kill Odion (again) but is stopped by our favorite she-male.
The Battle to end all battles. Right up there with Kirk vs. Picard, Creed vs. Balboa, and Kramer vs. Kramer - it's Melvin vs. Florence. Together they will quite literally duel to dictate the fate of the series. With 4Kids looming over them, will it be curtains for our animated companions? Or will the series be extended for another unnecessarily long list of children's card games? The answer lies within.
LittleKuriboh feeds the script for the first episode of the Abridged series into an ebonics translator, and performs it live at Kitsune Kon 2013.
After the fun of replacing random words in first episode's script with the word "vagina", LittleKuriboh returns in a livestream giving Episode 2 the same treatment!
In memory of Maddie Blaustein.
PWNED.
The Dead Or Alive series could use one of those.
Joey can apparently kick down walls, but struggles to do so against doors.
For the record, the lyrics are - SUPER GIGA MECHA NESBITT DOO DOO DOO DOO DOO SUPER GIGA MECHA NESBITT DOO DOO DOO DOO DOO SUPER GIGA MECHA NESBITT IT'S SUPER GIGA MECHA NESBITT
I'm just glad Kaiba didn't do the Dreamworks face.
Fact - Zexal does not involve outer space.
Oh, you'll find out...
The Passion of the Kaiba.
Melvin's theme goes with everything.
I spy with my little eye something beginning with update.
Adventures in Roba Sitting.
Good thing Mokusoft rethought their console strategy.
If only YouTube's tech support was as user friendly.
The series returns from the inky purple depths of the Shadow Realm.
Marik takes off his clothes. What more do you need to know?
Yippee! Another f**king clip show...
The first episode of Counseling Evil.
The second episode of Counseling Evil.
The third episode of Counseling Evil.
Made especially for Kitsune Kon 2013
A new evil is about to arise from the depths to conquer the world above. But enough about that, here's Rex and Weevil!
It's canon..ish
Smells like good ideas.
Don't give no matches to Mikey.
Do not, my friends, become addicted to the new episode. It will take hold of you, and you will resent its absence!
Star chips or GTFO!
Suggest better names for Rebecca's horse in the comments!
Still gonna get less media coverage than Brangelina.
This episode is high in orichalcium.
All aboard the Berserker Soul train.
Could it be my destiny to be King of Games?
It’s a good thing I played all that YouTubers Life.
Dueling is for the birds
Quentin Tarantino's favorite episode.
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Featuring more British slurs than any other episode.
Raph gets riffed roughly on the rough. Also rats.
Getting stabbed by a Mirror Knight gives you seven years of bad luck and hospital bills.
The Millennium Puzzle also contains a tank and a flamethrower, it's just never been necessary to use them.
You must be at least this rich to ride.
Seto Kaiba gets the Scrooge treatment in this bizarre twist on a classic tale.
What is this? No one remembers ANYTHING about Duel Monsters or the tournament? This is MADNESS! No... this is Capsule Monsters!
Marik Ishtar and friends plan to conquer Yugi Mutou. If they can keep themselves from killing each other, that is.
Gary's an adolescent boy who doesn't enjoy playing card games. He exists in a world populated by spikey-haired teenagers addicted to Yu-Gi-Oh. As you can imagine, life for Gary is very difficult. Find out just how difficult by watching this brand spanking new (old) movie.
Marik re-assembles his Evil Council Of Doom (tm) and attempts to correct the mistakes made in the previous video. This results in death. And possibly some humour.
The One With The Confusing Circumstances
Dan Green's ANIMOSITY knows no bounds. Behold his sheer ANIMOSITY as he details the crucial steps that go towards crafting your very own Abridged Series, probably based on Bleach or Pokémon because those have never been done before. Ever. ANIMOSITY.
Beloved voice actor Dan Green (tm) tells you his opinion and demands that you agree with it. What a guy. The views expressed in this video in no way depict Dan Green's actual beliefs or opinions. For all we know, Dan Green is a huge fan of The Spiderwick Chronicles, going as far as to camp outside the cinema weeks before the premiere had even been announced. That Dan Green, he'll do anything for a buck. Or will he?
You begged and pleaded, and finally we caved. From the people who brought you the highly original sequel/spin-off parody Cr@psule Monsters, comes Cr@psule Monsters 2. Catchy name, I think you'll agree. Now you get to watch and feel empty, knowing that the chase was all you really had.
Bandit Keith - United States of America is a song by LittleKuriboh. It is a parody of United States of Whatever, by Liam Lynch.
Seto Kaiba tries to promote a Yu-Gi-Oh CD, while Rex & Weevil remain unimpressed.
Ever wonder what Christmas is like in the Mutou household? No? Then did you ever wonder what it was like thousands of years ago in Ancient Egypt? Oh, you think that's even less interesting than the first thing...? Well, then you'll probably want to avoid this video, as it deals with both subjects in great detail. Feh. I bet if it had ninjas, you'd be all over it.
The first volume of the Yu-Gi-Oh manga, read by yours truly.
Melvin sings about how much he would like to give everyone hugs...Lyrics:Would you beg if I asked you to beg?Would you flee from my awesome might?Would you cry if I broke your kneecaps?May I devour your soul tonight?Would you tremble if I cut your face?Would you scream if I sprayed you with mace?Now would you die for the one you hate?It's a rhetorical question. Now die.I can be your villain babyI'll accentuate your painI will torture you foreverI will take your breath awayWould you swear that ...
Joey sings as an attempt to finally defeat Kaiba.Lyrics:Nyeh nyeh nyeh nyeeehhhNyeh nyeh nyeh nyeeehhhNyeh nyeh nyeh nyeeehhhNyeh nyeh nyeh nyeeehhhNyeh nyeh nyeh nyeeehhhI wanna duel 'em like they do in Yu-Gi-OhFace down face up trap cards spell cards then time roulette go (I love it!)All I do is just believe in the heart of the cardsAnd then I kick some butt when I use Swordsman of LandstarOh, oh, oh, oh, ohhhh, ohh-oh-ohh-oh-ohAin't no surprise, check out my Red EyesOh, oh, oh, oh, ohhhh, o...
After getting blown up, Marik and pals reconvene their meeting of the Evil Council at a place much more evil and scary in an attempt to inspire them to think up even more ways to defeat Yugi.
WE'RE ON A BLIMP!
Marik is such a sap for Styx...
Trailer for the non-movie event of the decade! Wait, isn't this decade just starting? Seems kinda pretentious to declare something like that already...
Created in association with the "Help Haiti" community on LiveJournal.Based on a fanfic by redconvoy. http://www.fanfiction.net/s/4030119/1/What_Would_Yugi_Do
The folks at Anime Milwaukee wanted me to provide a video for their opening ceremonies that explained the rules of conduct of the convention. Decided to have some fun with it. Now you can too.
A deleted sequence from Episode 46, in which Bakura tells Marik how he really feels.
CARD GAMES ON MOTORCYCLES!!
Listen to Wha-Chow every Wednesday night to hear me, PsyGuy, Kirbopher, Niro, CailenCrow, Shannon M, SupaDave,and anyone else who happens to be there.
Teaser for Season Three Noah voiced by Kirbopher
Whoever wins... The music industry loses.
Marik sings his rendition of "Out There"
Place your bets, folks. http://www.animenext.org/
Finally, I reveal the identity of Kaiba's genetic father. Sort of.
http://www.manifest.org.au/ Come see LittleKuriboh in Melbourne, Australia from August 20th-22nd this year! http://littlekuribohsshadow.blip.tv/ Visit littlekuriboh's shadow at Blip.tv for footage of plenty of LK's con appearances!
Exclusive audio of a scandalous phone conversation leaked by Yugi Moto.
Anime Evolution - August 13th - 15th - Vancouver, BC Canada
Contains some explicit language. Find the original comic here: http://indecisivepancake.deviantart.com/art/fun-in-Yugi-s-mind-177314482
I'm sure most of these have already been done at some point - so feel free to post links/videos to your cosplays!
Pardon my French.
Are you on Team Kroze? www.youmacon.com
Featuring art by ;http://iloveknucklesshadow.deviantart.com/
Various unused concepts for jokes all rolled into one. Who could have inspired such a video? I think it was Kira.
Heeeere's Yami.
EFFing in the name of.
They really should have given him $20.
Recorded this while ill, so the dialogue may not sound as hot as it could. Regardless, Merry Slavemas folks!
Song parody of "Mmm Mmm Mmm Mmm" by the Crash Test Dummies
Visit the official YGO 3D: Bonds Beyond Time website here - ;http://yugiohmovie3d.com/ Be sure to like the Official YGO Fan Facebook page for more news and information and even contests related to the movie -
Starring ShadyVox as Jaden, other characters voiced by LittleKuriboh
http://www.kamicon.net Come to Kami-Con in Tuscaloosa, Alabama from the 19th to the 20th of February! ;Special thanks to Kyle Hebert, Johnny Yong Bosch, and Micah Solusod for lending their vocal talents to aid the creation of this video.
http://www.kamicon.net ;Come to Kami-Con in Tuscaloosa, Alabama from the 19th to the 20th of February!
A very generous fan donated a considerable amount to charity to see this video get made. My apologies for taking so long to finish it.
I love it when an episode comes together. Contains art by indecisivepancake.
Yes. We know. It's pronounced "Zeal". But that doesn't sound nearly EXTREME enough.
Come see YGO 3D Bonds Beyond Time in New York City with LittleKuriboh! Also several other abridgers including Megami33, 1KidsEntertainment, and more!
A literal version of the Leather Pants music video. Once again, animation by Kirbopher, written by LittleKuriboh.
He doesn't know how to say kebab.
All sounds used in this video are taken from the videogame Team Fortress 2.
Abridgers 1KidsEntertainment, Nowacking, purpleeyeswtf, and xJerry64x were hosting an Abridged Panel at AnimeNEXT 2011, and we were going to do a joint video together to introduce it, but they became busy. So I offered instead to throw one together for them at the last minute. This is that thing.
Convention Dates & Locations - SMASH! SYDNEY MANGA & ANIME SHOW Saturday, July 16th Sydney Convention Centre http://www.smash.org.au/ AVCON - ADELAIDE ANIME & VIDEOGAME CONVENTION July 22nd-24th Adelaide Convention Centre http://www.avcon.org.au/2011/ MANIFEST - MELBOURNE ANIME FESTIVAL August 26th-28th Melbourne Showgrounds http://www.manifest.org.au/web/ LittleKuriboh will be attending all three conventions, doing panels and signings at each.
http://www.nom-con.net LittleKuriboh will be at Nom-Con in Dublin, Ireland alongside other guests such as MasakoX, Kyle Hebert, and Veronica Taylor! Come along to see all of us and have lots of fun!
Thanks to you guys raising the total donations to over $3000 for the last charity drive, I was finally able to kick myself in the ass and finish this.
Song - "Stronger" Lyrics and Vocals by ShadyVox Come see the premiere of the LittleKuriboh penned YGO Bonds Beyond Time abridged movie, with an all star cast including work from such talents as CrikeyDave, ShadyVox, xthedarkone, Kirbopher, and TheAzureCrow. Check out YGO GX Abridged - http://www.youtube.com/user/darksidecorporated Or check out TheAzureCrow's channel - http://www.youtube.com/user/TheAzureCrow
The epic adventure, in glorious 2D.
Congratulations. Thanks to the generous donations of several fans, the winning one-shot in the last Card Games For Charity Drive has finally been made a reality.
http://www.kamicon.net/ Come on down to the University of Alabama from February 3rd to the 5th in Tuscaloosa, Alabama! For those of you wondering, we raised over $6,000 for The Dan Green Guestbook. The Green family send their gratitude to everyone who took part or donated through other means! Also, new episodes of YGOTAS will be produced throughout the year.
Come to Anime Milwaukee from February 17th to the 19th at the Downtown Hyatt Regency and the Frontier Airline Center.
http://www.kamicon.net/ Come to Kami-Con in Tuscaloosa, Alabama from the 3rd to the 5th of February. Special guests include The Nostalgia Critic, Crispin Freeman, Eric Stuart, Cristina Vee, the cast of Marble Hornets, and more! Also, a brand new episode of YGOTAS will debut there! Animation by Kirbopher
He's actually a squid.
Everyday's great at your Burger World.
Pilot is the first episode of Yu-Gi-Oh: The Abridged Series. On 13th April 2009, LittleKuriboh uploaded a remake of this episode, with higher quality sound and voices.
Everybody Loves Mako is a special episode of Yu-Gi-Oh: The Abridged Series, which parodies the first season episode "Everybody Hates Mako". The video was released as part of an April Fools' Day prank, and was done in the style of old episodes.
Come to Anime Expo in Los Angeles from June 29th to July 4th! Also, Otakon from July 27th to the 29th where I'll be hosting an Abridged Panel alongside other abridgers. I'll be debuting a brand new Naruto Spoof episode! For more information, check out the convention sites:
The final chapter in the Lady Gaga parody trilogy. This video was made as a result of donations made to raise money for Dan Green's family in their time of need. Special thanks to VectorJon for his donation, and to ShadyVox for mixing the song for me.
A literal version of the Leather Pants music video. Once again, animation by Kirbopher, written by LittleKuriboh.
