Tonight ESD’s monologue includes news on Winona Ryder at the SAG Awards, Mischa Barton’s meltdown, Arnold Schwarzenegger’s thoughts on Donald Trump, the New England Patriots being extra hateable, an all-female Ocean’s 11, and several douche bags skipping the Grammys. After a quick jam, the audience asks Dave questions, Stevie (sorta) does stand-up, Brian impersonates Stevie, Dave talks about entertaining offers, Shock Jock Robot chimes in, some lovely ladies play a dating game with Dave, Dave gifts everyone with a song, and Roy gets a gift of his own.
| Name | Type | Role | |
|---|---|---|---|
| "East Side" Dave McDonald | Writer | ||
| Roy Harter | Writer | ||
| Stevie Lew | Director |