Everyone knows where heroes come from, right? What happens is that a little radioactive bee bites Mommy. Or it may be that Daddy dumps a radioactive seed into Mommy's belly. Or suddenly a radioactive stork appears in the middle of the night with a present. But if none of this works, Mommy can get into a radioactive gamma-ray machine and blow it up. Yes, nuclear power was the great technological breakthrough of the 1950s and so it was the inspiration for a whole generation of heroes. Probably the heroes of this century will emerge from watching too many kitten memes on Facebook, or because they been putting little Bambi filters on their faces on Snapchat or even because they spent most of their time playing Pokemon Go.
People always like to compare heroes to gods of Greek mythology, but they have a lot more in common with drag queens, which is so much cooler and trendy. Half of them use “wonderful”, “fabulous” or “glorious” on their own names. Not to mention they won’t even leave the house without a good spandex suit, cape, fancy gloves and knee-high boots. Of course this isn’t exactly the best way to not draw attention and hide their own identity.
Persecuted for being genetically different, renegades by the international community, considered a threat to the security of the entire planet...the refugees today can only count on one super group to defend them, the R-MEN!! That different than most refugees, have superpowers, live in a mansion and don`t have to work a shitty job, despite having a nuclear physics degree in their drawer. There really isn`t much to complain about this mutant life
The history of the comic industry is proven to be misogynist, sexist and marked by the greatest atrocities against minorities, whenever it defended and fought for civil rights, for diversity and for the feminist cause. The comics have exploited and sexualized their strong, independent characters and protagonists of their own stories. The best thing would be for this industry to end up as an example to all the girls who grew up reading their stories and who today may have examples and symbols to look up to like the incredible Wonder Woman or the powerful woman who shames a whole generation of women.
Heroes aren't born, they are built. But villains are much more than that. They're forged by kicks, punches and shots...constant bullying with childish jokes and still have to go through the most terrifying and humiliating tortures just because some egotistical dickhead thought he was way too good for police academy and started taking justice ( and bondage) into his own hands.
Not every super group has a white billionaire, two tall buffed up blonde white dudes, a white guy that becomes buffed up, a really hot white guy that shoots arrows and a white sexy redhead. Sometimes you need to settle for only one gorgeous white man as a leader and unfortunately disguise the others with tons of CGI and if we really reach the limit...there's always green paint
Everyone wants to be treated as equal. As long as this equal, is equal to cool people, of course. If you think about it ... Most of the world gets f*cked over a lot. Like, a lot! Hunger, mistreatment, loss of the most basic civil rights, poor public health ... But you do not want to be treated like those guy. You just want to be treated differently. Probably you want to be equal to 5% of the world population, if that! But I'm not judging! Even because if you are watching this video, you are already at least equal to 47% of the world population that has access to the internet. It's a start.
In today's day and age is very complicated to find new mutants. Mainly because you might embarrass yourself! In an increasingly politically correct society, it's very uncool to point out gender, ethnicity, sexual orientation, race, and genetic mutations that make you a superhero
We all have our own limits. Sometimes these limits are biological. Sometimes they're moral. Sometimes they're sentenced by a jerk of a judge that thinks he is somebody just because he went to college...and you have to keep a certain "distance" of an ex-girlfriend or a great work friend. Well, nobody likes limits, right? That's why everybody wants to be superheroes. So they can not give a fuck about what other people say, about rules and laws. Who doesn't want to be a superhero with no limits, able to rob a bank, beat anyone up and just grab some cash in the bank anytime you want?
For decades, people have fantasized about the worst of a relationship between a single, recluse playboy millionaire and his newly adopted 14-year-old boy. But what people don't imagine is that sometimes the worst things can come from other abuse than what's "expected" by the mainstream media. Yes ... We truly believe that this young man suffers only from situations of extreme danger, irreversible psychological traumas, a lack of family structure, a precarious education, poor regimen, egoic delusions of grandeur, the most ridiculous clothes possible and humiliation of having it all documented in hundreds of magazines, movies, and cartoons for posterity.
Lie is one of the coolest things that humanity has ever invented. People even pay for it every day! Be it in the form of tickets, or in the form of tithe, or in the form of likes in shitty posts you have not even read until the end. In fact...truth is overrated. There is no truth. It is always the point of view or opinion of someone based on their concepts, standards and angle of observation. The truth is completely subjective. But a lie is not. You can not end up telling the truth unintentionally when you're lying. So... who will you trust? Anyone who comments here how incredible this video is? Or an asshole who thinks he's smart just because he has a computer with internet connection and watched two or three Marvel videos? I already chose mine ...
We often ask ourselves, "Why am I not a superhero?" Truth is, you may have thrown away that opportunity a few times. Everyone knows that many heroes origins are based on a mysterious and unusual encounter. Who knows how many times you ran past a dirty, mysterious man on the street who wanted to offer you something? Or you didn't get into a mysterious car with a mysterious man? Or even refused a mysterious drink from a strange, kinda creepy, mysterious guy? Well, that's it guys. It's all up to you...
People in Megalopolisville love immigrants. Especially those who are white, tall, muscular, with blue eyes, and have the face of a demigod. But it's not only looks that matter. People also love immigrants who speak their language and use the colors of Megalopolisville in a very tight spandex. If by chance they say they're here to protect the morals and the megalopolisville way of life... even better! And if some immigrants are not exactly like that ... No problem, because this handsome immigrant will beat them up and send them back to the hole from where they should never have left!
Japanese people (Japanese: 日本人 Hepburn: Nihonjin) are a nation and ethnic group native to Japan. Japanese people make up 98.5% of the total population of their country.[41]Worldwide, approximately 129 million people are of Japanese descent; of these, approximately 125 million are residents of Japan.[1] People of Japanese ancestry who live outside Japan are referred to as the Nikkeijin (日系人), the Japanese diaspora.
We always ask ourselves, why aren't there any superheroes walking around...but there are. They are police officers, doctors, nurses, firemen that sacrifice to save others everyday. They're underpaid, work under precarious conditions, and risk their life daily. That means that...being a hero is for losers! If you're mildly attractive, you can make an Instagram account, twitter or Youtube and maybe become a digital influencer!
There's a time when the world needs all heroes to meet in the same place and at the same time to solve a problem that they usually solve alone in their own solo film careers. And we all know what happens, right? Money rolls loose! Yeah! So to celebrate the exorbitant amount that this video will generate for us here, you can commemorate this first mega-event of the Society of Virtue, sharing with all your friends!!! What a happy day this is!!!
Patriotism is a wonderful thing. Being proud of your own country is a beautiful thing in any citizen's life. Unless you live in a shit country. You're probably bothered by what I said, right? But I did not say that your country is shit. In fact you're projecting it now. I don't even know what country you're from! You are creating theories based on your standards of good and bad. This is completely relative. It's a completely subjective concept. Think of this statement as a test of Roschach...The problem is in you... Not in this statement. Calm down, man!
Crime does not pay. Actually, crime only doesn't pay if you get caught, of course. Because that means that you were not successful in your criminal career. But then again, if you're not successful, no career pays. I can say being a dentist does not pay if you're a shitty dentist. So, if you want to be a criminal, at least be a great one!
For centuries, old age is associated with experience and knowledge. And of course all this wisdom conferred on the elders of their cultures much respect and admiration and today is still how it works. Instead of millions of people following the lives of 15-year-old teens, the elders are the ones elevated to stardom and earn loads of money using all their years of experience in prank videos and reacting to videos of people falling off their bicycle
Anyone with good heart and determination can be a soldier full of steroids, a billionaire genius or a nordic god. The difficult part is having the marketing team from Disney behind you to make sure the world knows that and buys your stuff.
In today's video we will meet this incredible new member of the Society of Virtue: The Flaring Roach!!! Along with him, we’ll find out that we all wear masks. Some are cloth, some are metaphoric, some are Sephora’s, and some are made with a good part of our skin hidden behind our ears, and cost the price of a car... if you have included a silicone or a hair implant in the package.
Everybody used to love watching the Power Rangers on TV. They were the heroes of an entire generation but...something dark and misterious happens inside this select group. See... Why would they morph into those spandexes? Really. They could fight off those smaller monsters just using their kungfu skills anyway. They didn't need to morph! And don't tell me that helmet helped them in any way. I'm sure that was very uncomfortable. And why not go straight to the big robot? Does it charge by the hour? It makes no sense! They'd put at risk the lives of hundreds of citizens trying to solve the situation with the smaller robots. It was just very irresponsible.
The R-Men get a visitor from the future every two or three weeks at least, to save the future. Which is pretty stupid if you think about it. If the future sucks, why does not everyone in the future return to the past? Really! Think about it. If everyone came back, there would be no butterfly effect or temporal paradox to solve, because everyone would be here. And you can't even save the future, because if it goes back to the past, that's already part of the future...that means that it's part of the problem. Maybe they should just stay at home watching TV, instead of going to back to the past.
Isn't it strange that every superhero group has a mascot? What's the point of having the most powerful beings on the planet…fighting side-by-side with somebody that clearly can't even carry a plate without dropping it or making some physical joke and messing things up in the middle of an important mission? The answer is simple: Affirmative action. Which is really great. Where else those "mascots" would find jobs?
Back in the old days, things were simpler. People were not so sensitive about everything. Nobody would think it was weird seeing a middle aged man and a fourteen year old boy, crouching on a dark, dirty alley for an hour, waiting for other man to go in that same dark and dirty alleyway.
Do you know the ethics to give gifts to co-workers? 1. It is better not to do it... 2. If you really want to give a gift, give it only to people of the same sex as you but only if these same-sex people have no interest in same sex. Now, if they are of the same sex as yours, and are interested in the same sex as you, it is better not to do it... 3. If you don’t know the gender of the person you want to give it to, it’s best not to ask and it’s better not to do it... 4. But if in spite of all this you really decide to give it to someone else from work, choose gifts that have no sexual connotation, or insinuate intimacy or are too personal. Choose folders, pens and erasers. But we strongly recommend not to do it...
Comics are a reflection of our reality. Superheroes are almost always a metaphor that reflects our social issues and problems. This is exactly what the X-men discussed in the 1960s with civil rights issues relevant to their time. And in the same way today, we present to you another hero who also reflects a part of our reality...a hero who does absolutely nothing, that does not add anything and that only mooches off your 56 year old aunt that every now and then gives your new twenty-year-old uncle new Nike shoes, a car or a trip to some resort in Bali.
The super heroes of Megalopolisville, not only defend the moral values, truth and justice. They also protect the domestic market, the national industry and fight against imported products subsidized by international export promotion programs that reimburse with tax residues in the production chain to the exporters.
The superheroes of megalopolisville fight for justice, for respectful coexistence and for equality between genders and races! That is why the word “interracial” is one of the most search words on the Internet and a huge achievement towards freedom and good values! Way to go Society of Virtue!
In the world of superheroes, death is a very present subject. And any of them can die at any moment. And that's exactly what they want. The death of a superhero is like a promotion. He'll be able to take a few months off and come back completely renewed, will be in the cover of several newspapers around the world and in most cases, will be the first time most readers will even know he exists. But of course, death...is not the only surprise in this video.
The Super Twins could be the greatest heroes on the planet. But do you know why they’re not? Ego. Obviously, the first twin who chooses what he wants to be, completely messes up the other twin’s plans. If you say first that you want to turn into a bucket of water, what can your sister choose? It can only turn into a bird to carry you there. Clearly. What if your sister says first that she's going to turn into a chimpanzee? You can only turn into a piece of ice so she can throw you. Unfortunately, all their potential fades when they try to speak faster than the other, and end up improvising any bullshit in an attempt to look better in their missions.
Armors are the greatest technological invention in the military field in the lastest centuries. They keep you from being hit by an arrow on the battlefield, being shot on the battlefield, or stabbed on the battlefield. Basically because the best armors keeps you from reaching the battlefield. And if by any chance the war makes its way to you (accidentally) in the castle where you are "protected", you'll probably be in a dark room with other armors, and far away from the battle...
That is it, guys!! We made it to the end of this year and the end of this season here at the Society of Virtue!! But don't worry... things move fast around here and we'll be back in January with the second season!
All super heroes need some time to "rest". Sometimes it's to not let your franchise wear itself out (unless you're Robert Downey Jr), sometimes this rest can be just for them to get energized creatively and come back with better stories and sometimes it can be because they got sued for millions and now they have to sell their mother's apartment and a car just to pay the lawyer to fight a hopeless battle against a big movie studio that has an entire floor just to sue small time producers, that need to remain silent and not tell anyone anything because the lawsuit is confidential. Thankfully, in our case, we just needed to energize ourselves creatively to get back to our second season. Woohoo!
The problems in this world are very difficult to solve. And you know why? Because they are too easy to solve! Exactly! If you could choose between having a badass technological equipment, incredibly advanced and full of accessories or donating this money to some family so they can feed themselves for another month...What would you choose? Well, just turn your head a bit and take a look at your PS4 that you will find the answer. You don't own a PS4? All right...the Iphone X that you're reading this from works just fine
Gods are really cool guys. They always do the best for us, even if we don't understand at the moment. Many times, it's necessary for one person to die so that thousands others live. Sometimes a whole city has to die, so that a country can live. Sometimes a flood must happen so that all humanity dies and a single family can live. But they always know what they're doing.
Any man who is a good citizen would seize the opportunity when gaining superpowers to help humanity and save the weak and oppressed. Even if he's completely turned into stones! Even if he turns into a ten feet tall green monster! But do not mess with their testicles. That's too much...
It's been few years since heroes understood something obvious. It's much easier to save the world with laughter. It's not that you can't hit or even kill someone, but why not do this while you're telling a good joke? Of course it's not easy to tell a joke while breaking someone's skull...but that's why they're heroes and you're not. If you did that, you'd probably be considered a psychopath.
Nipples are controversial. In a world where bare breasts can lead to prosecution, what is the role of unarmed crime fighters? Where do we fit weapons and the NRA in a situation where nipples are the central focus? What public policies can we have for this? Find all of this and more in today's video.
Being a superhero is a full time job. You always need be prepared. But a super hero is not necessarily doing heroic things all the time. Sometimes he needs to stop doing what's morally right so he can rest for a bit and do some ethically dubious and slightly ilegal things. It's Saturday night goddammit!
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It's not easy being a secret agent. Especially when you need to disguise yourself to go unoticed in the crowd. But have you ever seen a group of terrorists wearing a Dolce & Gabbana dress at a fancy party? Ever seen a terrorist wearing Armani at a casino in Las Vegas? Yeah, the truth is a lot sadder. No matter the money you have...if you are a terrorist, you'll probably dress like shit in a dirty cave somewhere inhospitable
Life is all about choices. People make mistakes. Everybody deserves a second chance. You can only learn from your mistakes...especially when they are choices you make as a human being that makes mistakes and has a second chance to make that mistake again so you can learn more and destroy the life of everyone around you.
You are a chosen one. Exactly! Yourself. A magical world of fantasy and great adventures will open up for you now. You will be loved by millions and you will make millions. All you need to do is respond to the email you’ll receive briefly, with your bank account and password so we can confirm that you are really the chosen one. Pass on this message to five more friends so you don’t lose your chosen one spot and fall into disgrace and poverty.
Being abandoned by your biological parents is always a major trauma in anyone's life. But it could be worse...you could find out that your biological parents put you inside a giant rocket, threw you into the ice cold space, covered in some thin red cloth, without food, without water, for years and years, completely without the least certain that one of the millions of meteors the size of Megalopolisville wasn't going to turn you into a can of tomatoes along the way. But you can also find out that you were just a nineteen-year-old's jerk-off trying to get some extra change to go to MC Donald's a couple more times...
Guardians of the Galaxy is the story about a group of criminals, who decide to do honest and heroic things whenever someone turns on the cameras around them. Usually every three years. And you still fall for it! That's what they want! Do you really think that in the meantime they're just having a good time, joking around and laughing inside that ship? No doubt that entire families are looted and even killed during those off-camera seasons. They are pirates! And we know what Disney pirates do when nobody's watching...
Very rarely, a hero has to associate himself with other heroes to fight a threat that is impossible to beat alone. Any other time he faces one of those threats, he'll still choose to do it alone. Because if that threat is clearly easier than the others, so why wouldn't he call some of those more powerful guys? Absolutely pure ego. Millions of lives are put at risk three times a year because they don't want to pick up the phone and call Iron Man. That's right! Iron Man would have killed the Winter Soldier in exactly twenty seconds. TWENTY SECONDS!!! And that is just how long it takes to find the guy out there.
Everyone knows a mother's love can move mountains. But that's not quite true. Lifting an eight ton truck to save your child is easy. I'd like to see a mother become bulletproof, fly, shoot lasers, not forgetting her son in a locked car under a blazing sun, etc.
Who doesn't love franchises? We already know the characters, we already know the story, we already know how it will end and we already have most of the sketches made so we don't have to draw a lot of new ones. If you think we're talking about us, you're wrong. They reused everything in Infinity War! There is a YouTube video that shows that they only had 6 to 7% of original material for this movie. That is absurd.
Today we live in the age of Fakenews. No one ever knows if the information we get is correct. No one can trust anyone anymore! In fact, it’s even hard to trust our own eyes and discernment. So the best we can do in these times, is to do absolutely nothing when we see dubious content on YouTube for example. By clicking on the flag, we can be saving the world ... buuut ... we may also be making a terrible mistake. So enjoy the video and keep your hands where they should be when you're on the internet. One on the mouse and the other one...off the mouse.
Sometimes heroes don’t wear tight clothes and capes. Sometimes heroes don’t fight super villains. Sometimes heroes don’t do glamorous things. Sometimes heroes don’t perform heroic acts. Sometimes heroes don’t have much dignity, self-love or notion that they’re in the utmost miserable gutter.
Behind every super group of colorful youngsters, there is always a businessman who gets 60% up to 70% of their income in absolutely everything they do. Probably, this super group was formed by this businessman and now they’re just puppets in his hands, even though their millions of fans won’t see it. This is not Gordon's case (not at all)... or Bob’s, who is clearly underpaid and undertrained.
Every hero has their own gallery of villains. Have you ever noticed that these heroes rarely lose to them? And of course! It's a lot easier to beat someone that you can choose. I don't see anyone choosing Thanos for their own gallery of villains. It's always a chubby guy in pajamas holding an umbrella. And that's why they never change villains. That makes us think...Who is the real villain in this story? Who are the real bullies?
The world is advancing more and more in several areas. Who doesn't want to own an iphone, an apple watch, a Tesla or a mechanical kidney? But do you know what no one wants? That the world advances. How good it would be if we could have all of this with the morals, good manners and traditional family values, preserved in the good old days of the 50's? Now, those were the good times!
Taking care of three little girls can be a very difficult task. Especially when you raise these children in a laboratory. Which is a crime against humanity, all UN treaties and international medical councils. Besides being absurdly unethical, of course.
Guys, today we won't have a synopsis. Because we have something much more special for you! Today we have a guest artist!! It's Lucas Werneck, that we were happy to invite to make this Panther episode.
The concept of round Earth, first appeared in Greek philosophy in the 6th century BC with Pythagoras. So I ask you, who are you going to believe? Some guy that walked around naked with a sheet wrapped around his waist and didn't even have electricity at home...or in the flat earth society that are still alive and have super modern cell phones? I think it's pretty self explanatory, right?
Many people are afraid of artificial intelligence. The greatest minds on the planet speak of the end of humanity by the growing A.I. But they certainly are not on Facebook or Twitter. Or they would know that the problem today is not artificial intelligence, but stupidity. I'm much more afraid of stupid people than a smart computer. And there are way more stupid people than a single computer with super intelligence. Rest assured that this robot can't compete with five drunk guys with fireworks and a cell phone in their hands, planning to record a video for Youtube.
All super heroes are good looking, muscular and make a good living without ever having to work. There is only one super hero who is not any of those things...The Tarantulaman. And for some reason, it's the only superhero that people always say they can relate to and identify with. The Tarantulaman is basically the most expensive insult in history. The studios tell you that you are a loser, unemployed who always screws up your love life and is ridiculed all over the town... and you still have to buy an expensive ticket to be told that.
Selection processes are always complicated. And it’s even worse when you don’t pay salary, put a bomb in your employee's brain and send him on an impossible and obvious suicide mission. But at least you can offer paid vacation and a career plan.
The story of a child suddenly turning into an adult may seem like a crazy invention created by weird old men in Hollywood. But in fact, children are suddenly turned into adults every day by weird old men in Hollywood
Anyone would arm themselves to protect their Country. Anyone would go to the other side of the world to fight and maybe die a horrible death, if that means preserving freedom on the Planet. But to inject a strange liquid into your body, that will make you all buffed, there are only two real reasons... lose your virginity or shoot another sequel to Wolverine.
From time to time, society grows and evolves the issues of civil rights and respect for all human beings. This was the case with the LGBTQ community, African-Americans, Native Americans, overweight people, etc. And all this was thanks to the struggle of individuals who have risen against the atrocities committed in the past. Thankfully no one is fighting for the rights of the monsters and the freaks that were once in the core of a nuclear explosion, so we can still laugh at them. (Probably because they died a short time after)
Logic is a feature of human intelligence. It's what sets us apart from animals. It's by logic that 87% of humans drive a sharp metal box at 50 mph every day, despite being the biggest cause of death. And it's also by logic that you are probably reading this while driving one of these sharp metal boxes at 50mph
Heroes today are not like they used to be. Nowadays they are called "anti-heroes". What grammatically means that they are villains. In fact, they are heroes who beat, steal and kill the people they are saving. But at least we don't have to pay them with our taxes.
People love superhero uniforms. But you know what they love even more? When heroes are not wearing them. Why do you think Hugh Jackman is the most beloved hero of all? Is it because he’s the only one who didn’t have an official uniform? He showed more nipples in his movies, than George Clooney and Val Kilmer combined.
Making money with the photos you take of yourself, being envied by thousands of regular people, wear super tight clothes to work, meet crazy places and going through danger in the hands of eccentric millionaires. Those are just some of the things that happen to digital influencers that watch Tarantula-Man videos.
There was a time when Megalopolisville had no heroes. Then came the first super team, which you will meet today! And Megalopolisville remained without heroes... until the Society of Virtue came along years later.
Who said that you can’t be the personification of all evil, the spirit of revenge, have a flaming skull, torture your enemies and cause as much pain, anguish and despair possible but still have a social and environmental responsible conscience?
After a while, it's hard for new heroes to come up in town. Especially when this city is Megalopolisville. In those cases, superheroes must first enter a franchise or a branch office. It's basically just like any fast food job... You start out young, work your ass off and don't make much, until the day you end up paraplegic when a clown shoots you in the spine. That if a burger-headed man doesn't eat your arm.
Everyone is super excited about the new Venon movie! Everyone really wants to know is if the movie is gonna work without Spider-Man. Everyone wants to know if it even makes sense to have a character based on Spider-man, if there is no Spider-man. Everyone wants to know if it's possible to make a good movie from this universe, even if the last movies from this studio bombed. I think we already know who are the people that are so anxious for the movie to come out. The studio's team.
If you are looking for Batman, Justice League, Guardians of the Galaxy, Spiderman, Wonder Woman, Aquaman, Deadpool, X-Men, Wolverine, Flash, The Avengers, Iron Man, Captain America, Black Panther, Super Man, Thor, Hulk, etc ... you are in the wrong place. You probably only came here because of all those names we just put up, trying to warn you not to come in here. But it's alright! You'll probably have fun with our videos too! Just subscribe to the channel, and welcome to Megalopolisville!
Heroes need a lot of creativity when they fight crime. They need to come up with original and unique ways for their names, for their suits, for their jokes, weapons and even their villains. There’s really not a lot of time left to fight crime
Tomorrow... the conclusion!!!
The long-awaited conclusion of the Big Bang Origin has arrived !!! Do you want to see other origins? Tell us what you would like to see! Will it make a difference? Probably not. We are already producing the videos of the next months! But I guarantee you'll like it ... There are bizarrely fucking things coming up there. IT IS TRUE!
If you came to an unknown planet, what form would you choose to live among the inhabitants of that place? Obviously the shape of a car so that no one can confuse you with anything other than a walking car. So you can spend your life being just one thing ... A walking car. Thankfully the cars on this planet are probably one of the safest things and do not break, crash or explode 500 times a day.
Not always the supervillains are tuned with a modernity and with new world trends like YouTube, cellular and virtual reality. Often they have the thought pictured and closed. They are often inspired by old and backward ideas. Well, that's it.
They are not the heroes we deserve and they are not the heroes we need, nor are they the heroes who will help us. They are not heroes ... they are silent guardians (too much), zealous protectors ... the Talc Man and the Lord of Oceania.
This is the first part of this magnificent story where the space rocket Captain helps to end the shadow of Communism in the splendid city of Megalopolisville! After the James bond ended the Gold Finger and Austin Powers ended up with the Gold member ... it's time for our space rocket captain to end the Golden shower! Forward Captain!
If you think it's a blind man struggling with crime, it's because you did not see that 3-year-old Batman dress. The whole town went to see him fighting the joker. The boy had apparently terminal cancer and guess what! He is healed today! ... the blind man does not. He had a horrible and agonizing death at the hands of murderers and torturers. Was heavy.
Cosmic events are always a good request for heroes' names. Basically no one has ever seen a black hole or a big bang up close, so no one will find it so ridiculous when you show up with a cute Kung cosplay on the street. There is a small chance of this making sense in the scientific context ...
Not everyone who wants to snap their fingers and end the world is a villain. Sometimes he can be exactly our savior. Who would have thought bringing the Last Judgment to humanity would be the best thing anyone could do for us? But of course none of this will happen while Jonathan & Samantha are here to protect us from eternal salvation!
It is not easy to understand why anyone would agree to go on a suicide mission. Especially when the chances of it work out are less than 1%. But sometimes this is your only way out, since Disney has fired you because of an idiot Tweet 10 years ago ...
Who would not want to have a double personality? Probably the people you have, because this is a very serious mental disorder and it causes a lot of pain and suffering for everyone around you. Buuuuut ... If you had to have it, would not it be better if this second personality were that of a bronzed, muscular man and heir to a palace? Now it does not seem so bad anymore, right?
Everybody always imagines the private detectives with a life shrouded in mystery, adventures and cases far-fetched with incredible twists. But in fact they are just some guys who stand at the door of motels taking pictures of husbands and wives inside lovers' cars. And they still get bad for it. Make a series about it now Netflix!
This is another special episode of JACK with two videos for you! Do you like Jack? Would you like to see him more around here remembering the old SOV videos? Put your opinion in the comments to us!
I never believed in signs because I'm a Sagittarius, and every Sagittarian is a bit skeptical. Well the truth is that we of the society of Virtue do not believe in the influence of the stars. But sensei Márcia said that this was the ideal moment to launch this video; the moon is on Aries making new projects thrive and the sun on twins leaving everyone curious to watch the new episode. The creative and humorous air of twins influences the citizens of Megalopolisville to make the best comments, to enjoy and share as well. Not that we believe anything of that, of course ...
In a polarized world like ours, it is hard to see that our opponents are not truly enemies. And that conversation and discussion can unite us and elevate us as a society. Unless your opponent's name is your added to some other adjective such as "Fernando inverse" or "Malicious Laura." There you really have to end them at once.
To be born, to do some shit and die is part of the cycle of life. Looking at it, the life of Bordam is not very different from that of any great football player. Apart from the lack of money, the bizarre appearance and the power to summon the family in a matter of seconds when shit happens ... it's exactly the same.
Transhumanism is a philosophy that seeks to improve the human condition through the use of science and technology. Despite being a recent theory, there are already theories contrary to transhumanism, such as trans-robotism, or as the popularly known “Horn Robot Theory”, which is the worst cause of use, attributing to it problems of a human nature.
