| Name | First Aired | Runtime | Image | |
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| S01E01 | Pilot (Most Chicks Won't Eat Veal) |
September 22, 2003
CBS
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| S01E02 | Big Flappy Bastards |
September 29, 2003
CBS
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25 | |
| S01E03 | Go East on Sunset Until You Reach the Gates of Hell |
October 6, 2003
CBS
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25 | |
| S01E04 | If I Can't Write My Chocolate Song, I'm Going to Take a Nap |
October 13, 2003
CBS
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25 | |
| S01E05 | The Last Thing You Want to Do Is Wind Up with a Hump |
October 20, 2003
CBS
|
25 | |
| S01E06 | Did You Check With the Captain of the Flying Monkeys? |
October 27, 2003
CBS
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25 | |
| S01E07 | If They Do Go Either Way, They're Usually Fake |
November 3, 2003
CBS
|
25 | |
| S01E08 | Twenty-Five Little Pre-Pubers Without a Snootful |
November 10, 2003
CBS
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25 | |
| S01E09 | Phase One, Complete |
November 17, 2003
CBS
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25 | |
| S01E10 | Merry Thanksgiving |
November 24, 2003
CBS
|
25 | |
| S01E11 | Alan Harper, Frontier Chiropractor |
December 15, 2003
CBS
|
25 | |
| S01E12 |
Camel Filters + Pheromones
season finale
|
January 5, 2004
CBS
|
25 | |
| S01E13 | Sarah Like Puny Alan |
January 13, 2004
CBS
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25 | |
| S01E14 | I Can't Afford Hyenas |
February 2, 2004
CBS
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25 | |
| S01E15 | Round One to the Hot Crazy Chick |
February 9, 2004
CBS
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25 | |
| S01E16 | That Was Saliva, Alan |
February 16, 2004
CBS
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25 | |
| S01E17 | Ate the Hamburgers, Wearing the Hats |
February 23, 2004
CBS
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25 | |
| S01E18 | An Old Flame With a New Wick |
March 1, 2004
CBS
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25 | |
| S01E19 | I Remember the Coatroom, I Just Don't Remember You |
March 22, 2004
CBS
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25 | |
| S01E20 | Hey, I Can Pee Outside in the Dark |
April 19, 2004
CBS
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25 | |
| S01E21 | No Sniffing, No Wowing |
May 3, 2004
CBS
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25 | |
| S01E22 | My Doctor Has a Cow Puppet |
May 10, 2004
CBS
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25 | |
| S01E23 | Just Like Buffalo |
May 17, 2004
CBS
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25 | |
| S01E24 |
Can You Feel My Finger?
season finale
|
May 24, 2004
CBS
|
25 | |
| S01E25 | Back Off, Mary Poppins |
September 20, 2004
CBS
|
25 | |
| S01E26 | Enjoy Those Garlic Balls |
September 27, 2004
CBS
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25 | |
| S01E27 | A Bag Full of Jawea |
October 4, 2004
CBS
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25 | |
| S01E28 | Go Get Mommy's Bra |
October 11, 2004
CBS
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25 | |
| S01E29 | Bad News from the Clinic? |
October 18, 2004
CBS
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25 | |
| S01E30 | The Price of Healthy Gums Is Eternal Vigilance |
October 25, 2004
CBS
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25 | |
| S01E31 | A Kosher Slaughterhouse Out in Fontana |
November 8, 2004
CBS
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25 | |
| S01E32 | Frankenstein and the Horny Villagers |
November 15, 2004
CBS
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25 | |
| S01E33 | Yes, Monsignor |
November 22, 2004
CBS
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25 | |
| S01E34 | The Salmon Under My Sweater |
November 29, 2004
CBS
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25 | |
| S01E35 | Last Chance to See Those Tattoos |
December 13, 2004
CBS
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25 | |
| S01E36 | A Lungful of Alan |
January 3, 2005
CBS
|
25 | |
| S01E37 | Zejdz Z Moich Wlosow (Get Off My Hair) |
January 17, 2005
CBS
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25 | |
| S01E38 | Those Big Pink Things with Coconut |
January 31, 2005
CBS
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25 | |
| S01E39 | Smell the Umbrella Stand |
February 7, 2005
CBS
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25 | |
| S01E40 | Can You Eat Human Flesh with Wooden Teeth? |
February 14, 2005
CBS
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25 | |
| S01E41 | Woo-Hoo, a Hernia Exam! |
February 21, 2005
CBS
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25 | |
| S01E42 | It Was 'Mame', Mom |
March 7, 2005
CBS
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25 | |
| S01E43 | A Low, Guttural Tongue-Flapping Noise |
March 21, 2005
CBS
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25 | |
| S01E44 | I Always Wanted a Shaved Monkey |
April 18, 2005
CBS
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25 | |
| S01E45 | A Sympathetic Crotch to Cry On |
May 2, 2005
CBS
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25 | |
| S01E46 | That Old Hose Bag Is My Mother |
May 9, 2005
CBS
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25 | |
| S01E47 | Squab, Squab, Squab, Squab, Squab |
May 16, 2005
CBS
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25 | |
| S01E48 |
Does This Smell Funny to You?
season finale
|
May 23, 2005
CBS
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25 | |
| S01E49 | Weekend In Bangkok with Two Olympic Gymnasts |
September 19, 2005
CBS
|
25 | |
| S01E50 | Principal Gallagher's Lesbian Lover |
September 26, 2005
CBS
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25 | |
| S01E51 | Carpet Burns and a Bite Mark |
October 3, 2005
CBS
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25 | |
| S01E52 | Your Dismissive Attitude Toward Boobs |
October 10, 2005
CBS
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25 | |
| S01E53 | We Called It Mr. Pinky |
October 17, 2005
CBS
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25 | |
| S01E54 | Hi, Mr. Horned One |
October 24, 2005
CBS
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25 | |
| S01E55 | Sleep Tight, Puddin' Pop |
November 7, 2005
CBS
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25 | |
| S01E56 | That Voodoo That I Do Do |
November 14, 2005
CBS
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25 | |
| S01E57 | Madame and Her Special Friend |
November 21, 2005
CBS
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| S01E58 | Something Salted and Twisted |
November 28, 2005
CBS
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25 | |
| S01E59 | Santa's Village of the Damned |
December 19, 2005
CBS
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25 | |
| S01E60 | That Special Tug |
January 9, 2006
CBS
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| S01E61 | Humiliation is a visual medium |
January 23, 2006
CBS
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25 | |
| S01E62 | Love Isn't Blind, It's Retarded |
February 6, 2006
CBS
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25 | |
| S01E63 | My Tongue is Meat |
February 27, 2006
CBS
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25 | |
| S01E64 | Ergo, the Booty Call |
March 6, 2006
CBS
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| S01E65 | The Unfortunate Little Schnauser |
March 13, 2006
CBS
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| S01E66 | The Spit-Covered Cobbler |
March 20, 2006
CBS
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25 | |
| S01E67 | Golly Moses, She's a Muffin |
April 10, 2006
CBS
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| S01E68 | Always a Bridesmaid, Never a Burro |
April 24, 2006
CBS
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| S01E69 | And the Plot Moistens |
May 1, 2006
CBS
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25 | |
| S01E70 | Just Once With Aunt Sophie |
May 8, 2006
CBS
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25 | |
| S01E71 | Arguments for the Quickie |
May 15, 2006
CBS
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25 | |
| S01E72 |
That Pistol-Packin' Hermaphrodite
season finale
|
May 22, 2006
CBS
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25 | |
| S01E73 | Working for Caligula |
September 18, 2006
CBS
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25 | |
| S01E74 | Who's Vod Kanockers? |
September 25, 2006
CBS
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25 | |
| S01E75 | The Sea Is a Harsh Mistress |
October 2, 2006
CBS
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25 | |
| S01E76 | A Pot Smoking Monkey |
October 9, 2006
CBS
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25 | |
| S01E77 | A Live Woman of Proven Fertility |
October 16, 2006
CBS
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25 | |
| S01E78 | Apologies for the Frivolity |
October 23, 2006
CBS
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25 | |
| S01E79 | Repeated Blows to His Unformed Head |
November 6, 2006
CBS
|
25 | |
| S01E80 | Release the Dogs |
November 13, 2006
CBS
|
25 | |
| S01E81 | Corey's Been Dead for an Hour |
November 20, 2006
CBS
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25 | |
| S01E82 | Kissing Abe Lincoln |
November 27, 2006
CBS
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25 | |
| S01E83 | Walnuts and Demerol |
December 11, 2006
CBS
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25 | |
| S01E84 | Castrating Sheep in Montana |
January 8, 2007
CBS
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25 | |
| S01E85 | Don't Worry, Speed Racer |
January 22, 2007
CBS
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25 | |
| S01E86 | That's Summer Sausage, Not Salami |
February 5, 2007
CBS
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25 | |
| S01E87 | My Damn Stalker |
February 12, 2007
CBS
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25 | |
| S01E88 | Young People Have Phlegm Too |
February 19, 2007
CBS
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25 | |
| S01E89 | I Merely Slept with a Commie |
February 26, 2007
CBS
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25 | |
| S01E90 | It Never Rains in Hooterville |
March 19, 2007
CBS
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25 | |
| S01E91 | Smooth as a Ken Doll |
April 9, 2007
CBS
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25 | |
| S01E92 | Aunt Myra Doesn't Pee a Lot |
April 16, 2007
CBS
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25 | |
| S01E93 | Tucked, Taped and Gorgeous |
April 23, 2007
CBS
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25 | |
| S01E94 | Mr. McGlue's Feedbag |
April 30, 2007
CBS
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25 | |
| S01E95 | Anteaters. They're Just Crazy-Lookin |
May 7, 2007
CBS
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25 | |
| S01E96 |
Prostitutes and Gelato
season finale
|
May 14, 2007
CBS
|
25 | |
| S01E97 | Large Birds, Spiders and Mom |
September 24, 2007
CBS
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25 | |
| S01E98 | Media Room Slash Dungeon |
October 1, 2007
CBS
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25 | |
| S01E99 | Dum Diddy Dum Diddy Doo |
October 8, 2007
CBS
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25 | |
| S01E100 | City of Great Racks |
October 15, 2007
CBS
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25 | |
| S01E101 | Putting Swim Fins on a Cat |
October 23, 2007
CBS
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25 | |
| S01E102 | Help Daddy Find His Toenail |
October 30, 2007
CBS
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25 | |
| S01E103 | The Leather Gear Is in the Guest Room |
November 5, 2007
CBS
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25 | |
| S01E104 | Is There a Mrs. Waffles? |
November 12, 2007
CBS
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25 | |
| S01E105 | Tight's Good |
November 19, 2007
CBS
|
25 | |
| S01E106 | Kinda Like Necrophilia |
November 26, 2007
CBS
|
25 | |
| S01E107 | Meander to Your Dander |
March 17, 2008
CBS
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25 | |
| S01E108 | A Little Clammy and None Too Fresh |
March 24, 2008
CBS
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25 | |
| S01E109 | The Soil Is Moist |
March 31, 2008
CBS
|
25 | |
| S01E110 | Winky-Dink Time |
April 14, 2008
CBS
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25 | |
| S01E111 | Rough Night In Hump Junction |
April 21, 2008
CBS
|
25 | |
| S01E112 | Look At Me, Mommy, I'm Pretty |
April 28, 2008
CBS
|
25 | |
| S01E113 | Fish in a Drawer |
May 5, 2008
CBS
|
25 | |
| S01E114 | If My Hole Could Talk |
May 12, 2008
CBS
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25 | |
| S01E115 |
Waiting for the Right Snapper
season finale
|
May 19, 2008
CBS
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25 | |
| S01E116 | Taterhead Is Our Love Child |
September 22, 2008
CBS
|
25 | |
| S01E117 | Pie Hole, Herb |
September 29, 2008
CBS
|
25 | |
| S01E118 | Damn You, Eggs Benedict |
October 6, 2008
CBS
|
25 | |
| S01E119 | The Flavin' and the Mavin' |
October 13, 2008
CBS
|
25 | |
| S01E120 | A Jock Strap in Hell |
October 20, 2008
CBS
|
25 | |
| S01E121 | It's Always Nazi Week |
November 3, 2008
CBS
|
25 | |
| S01E122 | Best H.O. Money Can Buy |
November 10, 2008
CBS
|
25 | |
| S01E123 | Pinocchio's Mouth |
November 17, 2008
CBS
|
25 | |
| S01E124 | The Mooch at the Boo |
November 24, 2008
CBS
|
25 | |
| S01E125 | He Smelled the Ham, He Got Excited |
December 8, 2008
CBS
|
25 | |
| S01E126 | The Devil's Lube |
December 15, 2008
CBS
|
25 | |
| S01E127 | Thank God for Scoliosis |
January 12, 2009
CBS
|
25 | |
| S01E128 | I Think You Offended Don |
January 19, 2009
CBS
|
25 | |
| S01E129 | David Copperfield Slipped Me a Roofie |
February 2, 2009
CBS
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25 | |
| S01E130 | I'd Like to Start with the Cat |
February 9, 2009
CBS
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25 | |
| S01E131 | She'll Still Be Dead At Halftime |
March 2, 2009
CBS
|
25 | |
| S01E132 | The 'Ocu' or the 'Pado'? |
March 9, 2009
CBS
|
25 | |
| S01E133 | My Son's Enormous Head |
March 16, 2009
CBS
|
25 | |
| S01E134 | The Two Finger Rule |
March 30, 2009
CBS
|
25 | |
| S01E135 | Hello, I Am Alan Cousteau |
April 13, 2009
CBS
|
25 | |
| S01E136 | Above Exalted Cyclops |
April 27, 2009
CBS
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25 | |
| S01E137 | Sir Lancelot's Litter Box |
May 4, 2009
CBS
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25 | |
| S01E138 | Good Morning, Mrs. Butterworth |
May 11, 2009
CBS
|
25 | |
| S01E139 |
Baseball Was Better With Steroids
season finale
|
May 18, 2009
CBS
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25 | |
| S01E140 | 818-JKLPUZO |
September 21, 2009
CBS
|
25 | |
| S01E141 | Whipped Unto the Third Generation |
September 28, 2009
CBS
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25 | |
| S01E142 | Mmm, Fish. Yum. |
October 5, 2009
CBS
|
25 | |
| S01E143 | Laxative Tester, Horse Inseminator |
October 12, 2009
CBS
|
25 | |
| S01E144 | For the Sake of the Child |
October 19, 2009
CBS
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25 | |
| S01E145 | Give Me Your Thumb |
November 2, 2009
CBS
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25 | |
| S01E146 | Untainted By Filth |
November 9, 2009
CBS
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25 | |
| S01E147 | Gorp. Fnark. Schmegle. |
November 16, 2009
CBS
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25 | |
| S01E148 | Captain Terry's Spray-On Hair |
November 23, 2009
CBS
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25 | |
| S01E149 | That's Why They Call It Ball Room |
December 7, 2009
CBS
|
25 | |
| S01E150 | Warning, It's Dirty |
December 15, 2009
CBS
|
25 | |
| S01E151 | Fart Jokes, Pie and Celeste |
January 11, 2010
CBS
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25 | |
| S01E152 | Yay, No Polyps! |
January 18, 2010
CBS
|
25 | |
| S01E153 | Crude and Uncalled For |
February 1, 2010
CBS
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25 | |
| S01E154 | Aye, Aye, Captain Douche |
February 8, 2010
CBS
|
25 | |
| S01E155 | Tinkle Like a Princess |
March 1, 2010
CBS
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25 | |
| S01E156 |
I Found Your Moustache
season finale
|
March 8, 2010
CBS
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