The crew of the Enterprise begins its journey as Picard takes command and demands strict discipline. Picard destroys the space jellyfish and kills a kid who stole a shuttle and then kills Remmick when he objects. Riker searches for the ship's toilet only to discover that there isn’t one.
Riker goes into the holodeck to use it as a toilet. A young Wesley Crusher falls into a lake of leeches as Worf takes a dump in the woods.
Troi gives birth to a strange creature.
A gay alien called the Traveler sends the ship to another dimension where thoughts become reality, creating terrifying images such as a naked Lwaxana. Geordi's vision is restored and he sees Worf's beauty for the first time.
Data reprograms the universal translator to hear Picard’s true accent.
Lwaxana Troi pursues the Enterprise as Q arrives. Lwaxana tries to marry Q. After Picard insults Barclay, Barclay tries to take over the Enterprise's computer by a neurolink, but Lwaxana is linked to the computer instead, permanently imprinting her personality and voice to the computer. Data farts in the turbolift.
Adult Wesley runs a rape fantasy program in the holodeck. Picard disengages the safety protocols and gets Wesley killed.
Picard uses the holodeck to enjoy a simulated Cardassian interrogation.
Picard tells doctor Stubs not to stand with his hands in his pockets. The Enterprise encounters the Pakleds and tows them into a sun. Data farts again causing Riker to faint.
Geordi catches Barclay playing fucked up holodeck programs.
Lwaxana accidently destroy a starship. Wesley falls in love with Worf. Picard spies on DS9 crew and then goes to sing in Ten Forward and is stopped by Data. Beverly shoots Worf for sleeping with Wesley.
Picard orders to test the ship's weapons on a civilian population of a planet.
Picard breaks up a fight in Ten Forward in order to congratulate himself on being invincible and then tells them to carry on. Picard invites Beverly to dinner.
Picard sends Data to serve as a prostitute for Fajo. Data kills his way out and returns to the Enterprise. Data discovers how much he likes murder and attacks Geordi. Meanwhile Picard has sex with Beverly.
Beverly is heartbroken after Picard dumps her. Picard sings in Ten Forward Again. Worf makes love with Anteadeans whom Picard then cooks and serves for dinner. Picard discovers someone broke his personal computer.
Data tells Picard Beverly was the one who broke his computer and Picard shoots her. O'Brien and Worf begin dating. Picard interrupts a Poker game and then throws Riker into the brig for sitting in his chair. Data toys around with Worf. While Riker is awaiting court martial in the brig Picard takes advantage of Troi and abuses her.
The crew begins plotting against Picard, but Picard sees them and acts first. Riker finds Data's severed head in his bed, Troi gets stabbed by Picard, and Riker gets shot.
Picard is still angry at Riker for his attempted mutiny. Wesley repairs Data. Barclay gets annoyed by "Back to the Future" movie and fucks Troi as Picard watches from his ready room. Picard threatens to rape Riker. Riker catches Barclay in the holodeck watching Data fucking Picard. After having a Klingon meal with Worf, Riker throws up on Wesley. Barclay beats up Geordi and Riker in Ten Forward and is praised by Picard.
Picard decides to pilot the ship and causes the destruction of the Enterprise while he escaped on a shuttle. To his horror he discovers someone else was on the shuttle with him.
Picard travels back in time to before the Enterprise was destroyed. There are now two Picards on the ship. The crew find the remains of a human on the shuttle. The Borg attack the Enterpise and kidnap one of the Picards.
Picard uses his assimilated double to destroy the Borg collective. Picard again almost destroys the ship which is saved in the last moment by a female Q.
Admiral Sati comes onboard to investigate captain Picard.
Inspired by the TV series Breaking Bad Picard begins producing mass quantities of narcotics to exploit addicted planets. His "cook" Guinan begins drugging members of the crew to incite them to violence for her own amusement. Worf rapes Troi and Geordi shoots Data. Riker catches Picard getting a blowjob from an ensign. Picard tries to watch "Walker" but hates it.
Picard is unhappy about Worf and Troi's heterosexual relationship. Riker starts dating men. Picard is having trouble with his holodeck program.
Picard forces the crew to listen to his flute playing. Riker and Laforge use a personal cloaking device to rape members of the crew and then blame it on O'Brien.
Riker rapes a member of an androgynous race and humanoid woman. Data sees Worf's weird penis.
Picard and the bridge crew laugh at Worf's head. Data dates an alien woman. Troi senses Picard's true thoughts about her. Riker enters Data's wrong port.
Riker murders diplomats to avoid escorting them around the ship. Data steals Riker's beard and wears it. Picard decides to put on a beard as well but is shouted at by Riker and cries.
Data frames Worf for destroying a Romulan ship to laugh at his expense. Data then kills the entire crew by shutting down life support.
Bored Data asks Q to bring the crew back to life. He then has sex with O'brien. Jealous Picard also exploits O'Brien.
Doctor Crusher discovers that Wesley is gay. Meanwhile the ship creates a crystalline lifeform inspired by the crews logs and holodeck programs.
The ship encounters the crystalline entity and Picard defends it while Worf asks permission to pee.
The entity known as Nagilum forces the crew to demonstrate all aspects of sex of all kinds. Picard volunteers and takes advantage of Wesley.
Data begins painting, and Picard discovers the wonderful taste of a hot sperm drink, yet dislikes drinking urine.
Picard meets his former lover Tomalak. Beverly recommends a new drink to Riker.
Picard kills the Tamarian captain. Worf's birthday is celebrated according to Klingon traditions. Riker sees Picard looking at porn pictures of Jameway and Kim Cardassian. The Tamarian ship attacks the Enterprise as Picard leaves the bridge.
Picard convinces a woman to commit suicide. Worf catches Riker cheating at poker. Picard enlists children for oral exams.
Worf gives Geordi advice on women. Picard sees Worf's tiny penis. Worf helps Kaiko give birth to a fully grown offspring.
Data's cat Spot terrorizes Riker and Data attempts to train her.
Barclay is bitten by a Spider and transforms into one. Data builds a child and teaches him to paint.
Data meets his mother. Picard watches Riker spying on Troi and Beverly. Data asks Beverly to teach him to fuck. Data kills his cat and Riker feeds it to his guests. Data has sex with multiple women.
Picard tries to kill Wesley and shoots Beverly after she saves Wesley's life. Picard goes into the holodeck to play a Bond-like character going to Iraq. Riker tries to seduce Geordi and gets his member bitten off by a cat. Picard serves cat food to commander Kurn.
Picard destroys a peaceful planet because of its beauty. Troi has cum for lunch. The crew peek into each other's holodeck programs and bathrooms. Picard offers to give Troi an Oral exam. Data kidnaps Riker from his bed.
Data runs experiments on Riker's brain, making it hard for Riker to know what's real and what's not.
The Enterprise and Voyager are both docked at DS9, and the various crews meet each other. Odo and Quark have sex with Kira watching.
The Enterprises uses a wormhole to travel to the Gamma quadrant and fight the Dominion. Troi orders Geordi to sacrifice himself to save the ship.
After meeting the Prophets inside the wormhole Picard is sent back in time to his ship before it entered the Gamma Quadrant. Picard falls in love with his past self and the two of them have sex. Picard kills the wormhole aliens.
Picard sends his other self to command the Phoenix. The second Picard attacks other vessels before returning to the ship. The first Picard goes back to Starfleet academy and is killed in a bar fight.
Worf rapes Troi and Picard joins in. Laforge Rapes Worf in engineering. Picard conquers another planet in order to mine its Latinum reserves, using the population as slave labor.
Picard takes a holiday on Risa and is annoyed by a Ferengi blocking his suns. He is then joined by a Horny Worf and catches Beverly masturbating.
The crew use the holodeck to reconstruct their suppressed memories, revealing Picard.
Laforge finds out that someone on the ship is spying on crewmembers, and demonstrates footage of Troi going to the toilet. Picard removes the engineering room's turbolift and orders Geordi to get to the bridge in seconds and when he fails orders him executed. The crew decide to mutiny against Picard and trick him into falling out of the ship in a Turbolift.
Picard survives crushing on a planet inside a Turbolift. The planet turns out to be Risa, and Picard sabotages the planet's weather controls in order to ruin the vacations of millions of people. Worf teaches Geordi how to seduce women the Klingon way. The Enterprise crew tries to find Picard by questioning people on the planet.
Data begins a relationship with Worf.
Data plays music all night every night, forcing Worf to break up with him.
Picard destroys innocent space creatures. He later sends Data to a planet to kill innocent civilians. Admiral Necheyve arrives to relieve Picard of command.
Captain Jellico assumes command and Picard steals the Enterprise and beams Jellico to an inhospitable planet. Picard and Beverly are alone on the ship. Beverly quickly gets horny and wants to fuck Picard but he goes to the holodeck to have sex with a horse instead while Beverly watches. Picard cries after watching Jonny 5 being killed. Tuvok boards the Enterprise and is killed by Picard. Meanwhile Riker becomes captain of a Klingon ship, Troi becomes captain of a Romulan ship, and Data becomes captain of a Starfleet ship and together they attack the Enterprise.
Picard arrives on Romulus to find Spock. During their mind meld Picard takes from Spock's mind the secret location of the ancient Vulcan telepathic weapon called the Psionic resonator, which Picard plans to use to kill millions.
Picard betrays the Romulan revolutionists to the Romulan authorities. Picard then joins mercenaries to attack the Enterprise and kills Riker after beaming back to the Enterprise. Duket gets annoyed by Data spinning in his chair. Picard meets Sisko but Sisko refuses to give him his dick. Picard gets angry and destroyed DS9 after O'Brien sabotages the station's defenses and immobilizes Odo by pissing on him.
Wesley experiments with medical nanites which start bringing the dead back to life. Picard orders to punish Wesley, brutally.
Picard tests the loyalty of his crew by ordering the ship into a star. Picard convinces Starfleet to disassemble Data in order to create an army of slave Androids.
Multiple Data androids run all operations on the ship including bartending.
A future historian visits the Enterprise.
Picard keeps entering Riker’s private holodeck programs. Riker decides to return the favor, with unexpected results.
Picard introduces Riker to a sexual holodeck program of Captain Archer and Data walks in. Troi convinces Picard to take part of the senior staff's orgy.
The Enterprise travels back in time to a distant galaxy, and Picard meets a Sith lord who makes him his apprentice.
The Enterprise encounters the Death Star and Picard tells Luke his father's true identity.
The Enterprise fights against the Empire and destroyed the second Death Star. Picard kills Vader and becomes the master of the dark side.
Alexander is taken to attend Commander Riker Day. Troi and Beverly begin a relationship.
Riker almost destroys the ship after putting his foot on control panels. Wesley refuses a date with hot girls. One of the girls gets injured after smoking pot in the holodeck. Picard orders Data to electrocute a nurse in Sickbay for his amusement.
Data pranks the senior crew.
Picard fools a primitive culture into thinking he is god.
A clone of Picard is created. Data is insulted after no one laughs during his comedy performance and leaves the ship together with the young clone and they are picked up by Romulans.
Picard starts to miss Data who is with the Romulans having sex with Sela. Picard gathers the fleet to go against the Romulans to get Data back. Picard then enjoys Data's jokes in the presence of Lwaxana. The ship is stuck inside a Dysone Sphere and falling toward the sun while Picard and Data escape together.
Riker uses the phase cloak to escape the Dyson Sphere. Picard returns to the ship and kills Galen. Picard tries to poison Lwaxana but accidently kills Mr. Homm instead. Beverly wants to do an autopsy but is stopped by Picard. Picard again tries to kill Lwaxana by blowing up a holodeck with her inside but the attempt fails. Picard tries to destroy Lwaxana while she's on a Ferengi ship but she uses an escape pod.
Picard's clone returns
Riker gets cloned and the two Rikers fall in love.
Riker continues his affair with Riker. Data uses a time machine to bring interesting people from the past to play poker with.
Admiral Chakotay rescues Tuvok from the Enterprise’s brig, but gets demoted to commander by captain Janeway. A Soliton wave sends Voyager to the Delta Quadrant.
Picard creates an army of Riker clones and uses them to attack and enslave planets.
Picard harvests the Baku planet in order to gain immortality.
Riker has to deal with child-Picard while the Ferengi take over the ship.
Picard and crew abuse Wesley in the holodeck. Data and Picard rub their balls on Geordi’s visor while he’s asleep. Riker comes to Geordi's quarters at night to use his bathroom. Data is turned into a little girl by Picard.
The crew finds Scotty and Franklin inside an old ship's transporter. Scotty goes into a holodeck recreation of the first Enterprise's bridge.
Alternate timeline Kirk meets Picard.
The crews of various Starfleet ships react to the changes in the timeline.
Picard uses the Tosk-Utat he found on Risa to blow up a star in order to get into the Nexus, after leaving Wesley in command of the ship. He fights Kirk who tries to stop him and gets into the Nexus. Riker kills Wesley. Kirk introduces his horse fiancée, Picard quickly gets bored and leaves the Nexus and ends up in an alien prison.
Data and Worf rescue Picard from JJ's prison. Data destroys JJ's temporal portal and the time-line is restored. Wesley is alive once again and Nero's ship arrives through a time anomaly and the crew realize there's no escaping the alternate timeline.
Picard tricks Moriarty into stepping out of the holodeck. Data tells Guinan about Picard's sexual advances. Picard destroys Frasier's ship because Frasier refuses his advances. While stuck in a time loop the crew meets another version of themselves
Picard refuses to help a planet about to be destroyed by a falling moon. Geordi spills a drink on O'Brien and then meets Picard to have sex. Worf doesn't like all the gay sex on the ship. Picard invites Riker for sex. Worf gets scared by the thought of a gigantic black member. Data laughs and Worf carries him to the brig. Picard finally has sex with Riker as Q peeks from the ceiling. The ship is attacked by Cardassians but Picard doesn't care and the ship ends up in space dock for repairs. Picard's nephew Rene' takes over as Captain, for a short time.
Riker is jealous after seeing Picard and Q in bed together. The ship is attacked by Gul Dukat and Picard tries to abandon ship but is murdered by Riker, but the ship's self destruct was activated by Picard and blows up.
Q restores the ship to normal and Riker refuses Q's women. Picard tells Data to take Riker to the brig. Data is offended after Picard leaves his concert. Data stabs Picard in the turbolift. Picard later electrifies Data in the Jeffries tube. Troi tries taking over the ship but is stopped by Geordi.
Geordi is absorbed by an alien "thing"
Troi assures Picard that a violent criminal is not really violent, before knocking Picard unconscious. Picard orders Beverly to torture Troi to death. Rude Ferengi get on Picard's nerves and end up floating in space.
Picard goes back in time 4 billion years and pees in the primordial pool.
A warp ten jump mutates the crew.
Wesley discovers his real father was Dr. Soong. Picard asks Fajo to take care of Wesley. Data visits Fajo's ship.
Beverly resurrects Wesley by cloning and he is killed again by Fajo.
Picard destroys Betazed to try to get rid of Lwaxana. When the Borg attack the Enterprise Picard refuses to let the crew defend the ship and is killed by the crew. His dead body is picked up by the Borg.
Locutus of borg attacks the Federation. The Enterprise goes to the Delta Quadrant to ask Voyager for help.
Voyager destroys civilizations in order to speed up their journey back to the Federation. The doctor's singing causes chaos in the mess hall.
Picard assassinates a Vulcan Ambassador to sabotage peace talks with the Romulans.
Voyager returns to the Alpha Quadrant and joins the war against the Romulans. Wesley is sent to a prison asteroid after opposing the genocide of Romulans. Data gets dismantled after calling Picard a lunk head.
Voyager finds Data's pieces and reactivate him. Worf enjoys lunch with Ronen Dex.
Data convinces the Borg to destroy all biological life.
Data erases the crew's memories and tricks them into starting a war with the Klingons. Picard orders Riker to rape Data while he watches.
Pulaski tries to restore Riker's memories but he is killed by Data.
The ship is invaded by Goauld and Replicators.
Picard and the crew of Atlantis battle against an invisible creature. Troi is attacked by a shape shifter. Picard meets Zephren Cocran and Wesley returns to the Enterprise and is welcomed by Worf who made a special cake for him.
Picard embarks on a mission to find Bin Laden but gets captured by the Cardassians, who try to torture him to his delight. It is revealed Picard was actually behind the terror attacks, but frames Riker for it.
Riker is put on trial and gets ejected into space, while Data becomes first officer.
Riker gets splattered on the windows as the Enterprise goes to warp. Tomalak arrives and is allowed to freely walkabout the ship. Data insults Picard's painting and Picard appoints another Riker clone as number 1, making Data angry. Laforge and Ro shoot up the senior crew in Ten Forward, and Laforge takes command of the ship.
Picard orders a saucer separation and regains control of the drive section. Meanwhile on the saucer section Lieutenant Logan (Wolverine) gets annoyed and kills most of the bridge crew and leaves Laforge in shock. Picard takes back control of the ship and punishes Laforge in the holodeck torture program "roots".
Picard pats Data's bottom. Geordi uses his visor to cheat at Poker. Picard orders Geordi to have sex with Troi, but Riker interrupts and sees Geordi's huge erection. He then visits him in engineering and accidently cause a malfunction after sitting on a control panel. Barclay is sent to fix the core but gets mutated into a spider by the radiation. Riker's beard goes out of control.
Picard destroys a planet which refuses to obey him. Picard then paints erotic pictures. Troi bathes with clothes on which frustrates the captain. Picard is given command of Starfleet Academy.
Picard destroys Earth's capital city of Moscow, killing the Czar and taking over as Emperor of the solar system. A fight starts in Ten Forward when Picard starts singing. The senior crew disconnects Picard's ability to monitor them as they plot to overthrow him. They lock him on the bridge while separating on the drive section and leave the saucer section in collision course with a planet.
Picard is given God's power's and toys with them.
Picard uses his powers to summon thousands of starships into existence in order to attack and destroy the Cardassian union.
The Q continuum comes to the Enterprise to take away Picard's powers. Picard kills Wesley by de-compression and Worf takes over as captain.
Worf commands the ship while Picard tries to get promoted back to command. Troi walks in on Riker fucking himself. Picard beheads Worf to become captain again.
Pulaski and Beverly try to re-attach Worf's head.
Picard destroys an admiral's ship for waking him up when he slept. Picard interrupts a Poker game. Geordi tries to assassinate Picard.
Janeway decides to bring Picard to justice and attacks the Enterprise.
Seven of Nine is turned into a sex slave by Picard. But other Voyager crewmembers arrive to rescue her.
Data visits Troi in his quarters but Data's penis stops working. enraged he kills his creator doctor Soong. Picard advises Data on how to get erect by torturing Troi. Picard meets Armus and makes fun of him and then abandons his crew to save himself. Geordi gets angry at Worf for interrupting gay aliens hitting on him.
Worf cheats on O'Brien after advice from Picard. O'Brien is enraged and attacks Worf and escapes the Enterprise.
Sisko makes an alliance with the Dominion to attack the Enterprise.
After loosing the drive section in the battle with the Defiant, the Enterprise uses a Soliton wave to travel at Warp speeds. Picard plays his flute in the Jeffries Tube and uncovers Odo hiding there. Odo is kills by Riker.
After installing a new drive section, Geordi is disturbed by Barclay's crush on him. Eventually Geordi gives in and has sex with Barclay. An alien child refuses to live in Picard's cabin.
Picard destroys the alien child's home planet, Data returns to his girlfriend's quarters to find Riker there.
Picard interrupts a concert to play his flute and sing. Picard scares little children, orders Riker to beat up the jewish children, and blows up Wesley's head with phaser fire. Meanwhile Lal picks a new appearance. Picard kidnaps children for ransom.
Sisko returns to starbase 375 after escaping his previous encounter with Picard. He uses a captured Jem'Hadar ship to attack the Enterprise, after luring the Enterprise toward him with a fake sexy message. As the two ships go into a nebula, Captain Sulu and Janeway arrive on the Excelsior and ignite the nebula, causing a massive explosion. Sisko's ship falls down to a planet where he finds the Orb of time and uses it to send himself and the Enterprise back to the 20'th century. Picard sends Data down to Earth where he narrowly avoids being hit by a cab driven by Captain Archer. Archer accidently hits Sisko instead of Data.
Captain Braxton time-beams Janeway and sends her back to the past to stop Picard who decided to help the Nazis win the second world war. Kirk and Spock are also present in the same time period and witness the Nazis conquering America with Picard's help. The NX01 arrives over New York, Janeway deactivates the shields of the Nazi command center which allows the NX01 to destroy it as she escapes. Klingon ships appear in the past as well and send ground forces to fight the Nazis, but their ships are destroyed by Picard. Archer attacks Picard's Enterprise but is destroyed by Kirk's Enterprise, who also decided to join the Nazi side. Beverly tells Picard he has a jew gene. Picard realizes he would never be born if Hitler wins so he beams down to the white house and kills him. The Enterprise then re-opens the time-portal and heads back to the future.
Sisko takes over the Nazi empire. The Enterprise reappears in the 24'th century, but the Dilithium Chrystal lost power because of the time jump. Picard's impatience endangers the ship as he activates warp drive before engineering is ready. The ship spins out of control, making Molly puke all over O'brien. A Vulcan proposes to Laforge, who rejects him. He then tries to propose to Worf. O'Brien is annoyed by Cardassians on the ship. Troi walks in on Riker kissing Kira and shoots her. Picard asks Troi for a kinky favor. Riker orders an unusual drink from his replicator.
The Enterprise is attacked by Earth's defenses by the order of President Sisko. Picard talks to O'Brien about Sisko and decides to return to the past to prevent Sisko's take over. The crew accidently arrives to the 12'th century. After another try they arrive to the 20'th century, where Data assassinates Sisko before he takes over. The timeline is restored, but with a terrible price for Picard, the reappearance of Lwaxana Troi.
The Enterprise is attacked by a Jewish Starship while Picard hangs around in the holodeck with Kira. Data is desperate for sex and rapes Troi again.
Doctor Crusher quits after finding the doll Picard made from her drain hair. Without her protection, Wesley is immediately attacked and raped by Riker. Barclay sees this and walks away. Wesley quits Starfleet, followed by Worf, followed by Data, followed by Troi, and eventually the entire crew leaves and Picard remains all alone on the ship, with only his fish as company.
Data misses the Enterprise after hearing a child's story about a place where everyone is sick and kill each other. Spot tries to eat Picard's fish. Picard spies on his crew while they're on other planets. Riker tries to seduce a plump alien woman by playing the piano and kills a Ferengi who interrupts him. An orb re-materializes Sisko on a beach near Troi.
Picard destroys a planet to prevent Riker from having sex with a woman. Data secretly lured Picard to the planet and rejoins his side on the Enterprise.
Riker and crew use an old starship to attack the Enterprise. They manage to beam aboard the Enterprise before being blown up. Riker becomes captain and demotes Picard to first officer. Picard orders Data to kill Riker, but Riker orders Data to belay the order. Picard beams down to a planet, where he hires a whore named Ro to kill Riker during sex.
Doctor crusher fails to help Geordi's pain, while doctor Pulaski succeeds in giving Geordi new eyes. Picard gets angry at Crusher's incompetence and fires her. Crusher reprograms an EMH to make Geordi blind again to blame it on Pulaski. Picard throws Pulaski out while Beverly happily rejoins the crew. O'brien has fun with a pigeon.
Geordi is depressed and comes to Troi for advice. He is found dead shortly after, apparently by suicide, although Troi dismisses the possibility. Riker kills ensign Ro on the bridge. She wakes up on a lower deck and discovers she's now a ghost. She meets ghost Geordi and they realize they are both dead.
Ghost Ro goes into the ready room and sees Picard spying on the crew and masturbating. Guinan is able to see Ro and Geordi and tells Picard about them. The Traveler manages to open a gateway through which Geordi and Ro return. Ro reveals her true sexual tendencies.
Crusher's poker win forces Riker, Worf and Geordi to shave their beards.
The Enterprise finds the Ancient ship "Destiny" and bring their frozen crewmembers on board. After watching their ship's logs Picard finds them extremely boring and orders Worf to torture the Destiny crewmembers.
Picard orders Data to brutally punish children who drew negative pictures of Picard. Picard forces a random crewmember to have sex with him.
Data uses Picard's rape machine to torment Geordi while impersonating Picard. Picard is annoyed by this and tells Jeremy to disassemble Data. Picard ejects Data's remains into space and appoints Worf to take his place.
Data is found and repaired by Pakleds and takes over their ship. Worf is unable to handle Data's job and is thrown off the bridge by Picard and scolded by Riker. Worf attacks Riker and gets promoted to first officer by Picard. Data attacks the Enterprise, beats up Picard and takes over as captain.
Data strangles Picard, forcing him to transfer all command codes to him, and then beheads him. The ship is attacked by Sheliaks who demand to talk to Picard, Data sees Troi handling technical problems with great skill and realizes he's in a holodeck simulation. Picard stops the program and laughs at Data. Jeremy threatens Troi by manipulating her nuke addiction.
During a poker game the crew makes fun of Worf's tiny penis. After picard interrupts Barclay's play, Barclay connects himself to the ship's computer and is killed by Worf. Picard tries to seduce a guest on the bridge.
Worf attempts suicide but is stopped by Troi who convinces him to leave the ship instead. Worf takes command of a giant Klingon battleship to compensate for his tiny penis, and plans to destroy the Federation after sodomizing Garak.
Gowron visits Picard's holodeck to ask his help to defeat Worf who's trying to take over the Klingon empire. Picard attacks Worf's fleet using transphasic torpedoes and forces Worf to return to duty on the Enterprise. Picard tortures Worf. Troi uses a Betazoid neural method on Riker.
Geordi gets it on with Ensign Gomez as Data watches. Picard insults Data's cat and gets stabbed in his sleep.
Picard is healed by Doctor House and returns to the Enterprise and offers to apologize to Spot, only to kill it instead.
Data attacks Picard in his sleep again, Picard calls for help but no one on the ship is willing to help him and the bridge crew enjoys watching Data tormenting Picard. Picard has no choice but to summon his dark side powers to disable Data. He then activates the self destruct and escapes the ship. Scotty helps Geordi disarm the self destruct by removing the Dilithium Chrystal and Riker orders to pursue Picard and destroys his Runabout. The entire Alpha Quadrant celebrates Picard's death, but his spirit invades the Enterprise's computer systems.
Picard's spirit uses the computer systems to try to kill the Enterprise's crewmembers. Picard then uses the transporter to rematerialize his body and retakes command of the Enterprise.
Riker is found dead after refusing to obey Picard. It seems to be a suicide by masturbation, but Picard refuses to allow an autopsy. Beverly grows a new clone of Riker. Q is stabbed by Guinan.
Picard seduces Wesley's girlfriend. Wesley gets angry and takes over the ship from engineering. Picard separates the saucer section to regain command and Wesley escapes on the drive section.
Picard acquires a cloaked vessel to go after Wesley. Data makes it hard for Picard to sleep in the Klingon quarters. The Traveler fulfills his sex fantasy with Wesley. The Traveler leaves as Wesley's ship is attacked by Picard. Wesley beams down to a planet in the last moment and is killed by a well armed away team.
Picard forces captain Maxwell to give up his drive section for the Enterprise to use.
Data gets angry after Picard makes a joke about him. Data kills Picard and the crew attack each other to be the captain.
Captain laforge tries to stop Janeway from going to the past to change history. She succeeds in creating a spatial rift and altering the timeline. Picard is back in command of the Enterprise. The temporal rapture begins disrupting the normal flow of time. Picard uses the rapture to collapse the barriers between alternate realities. Thousands of Enterprises appear and start attacking each other. Several of the ships go into the anomaly to collapse it. One Picard escapes on a shuttle as all the Enterprises get destroyed.
Picard tries to release the Pah-Wraiths from the fire caves but is stopped by Sisko.
Q gives Picard a chance to change the past, which causes Picard to return to the present as a low rank crewman with Captain Jellico in command, whoorders Troi to go around naked. Picard assassinates Jellico in the holodeck to take over as captain.
Wesley's Nanites revive Jellico who goes after Picard but is shot again. Worf gets Jeremy to assassinate Picard. Picard's coffin lands on a Cardassian planet and the revived Picard kills over 55 women and children before equipping the coffin with warp drive to return to the Enterprise. Picard steals Mark Twain's clothes to go into the holodeck to kill Jellico once again. After ejecting Jellico's coffin into space Picard blows it up to make sure.
Picard beams a group of primitive people to the ship to frighten them, and then kills them with poison gas. Wesley objects to this and gets slapped.
Picard sits at the Conn and accidently causes a catastrophe. He tries to escape the ship but Wesley leaves on his shuttle just as the Enterprise explodes. The Enterprise ends up in hell and the devil appears. Picard eats the devil for dinner and creates a portal to return to the normal universe and destroys Wesley's shuttle.
The crew discover Wesley wasn't on the shuttle but went to live with Indians. Picard plans to attack the Indians and sends Data to kill Wesley.
Sisko recovers Wesley's dead body and revives him with help from Weyoun, and sends him as a surprise back to the Enterprise. Picard abuses Wesley on the holodeck. Troi tries a new counseling technique.
Picard shoots Worf after losing to him in Poker. Picard tells Beverly to remove all of Worf's organs, while forcing Jeremy to watch. Riker sets up a hologram of Lwaxana to keep Picard away from future poker games.
The Borg assimilate Worf's body and Worf leads their cube against the Enterprise. The cube is destroyed but Worf manages to beam onboard the Enterprise.
Picard pees himself in the corridor. Worf kills Picard and takes over the ship. Picard's spirit tells O'brien to resurrect him by using the transporter and a DNA sample.
Picard hates Data's theater acting and takes his place as Scrooge.
The crew enjoy eating children for desert. Picard spies on Riker's holodeck fantasy.
O'brien is annoyed by Troi and asks Data to talk to her. Data stabs Troi in the turbolift and Riker takes advantage of the situation to rape her. Troi becomes pregnant and gives birth. Beverly drinks Riker's brains.
Troi beats up a man for refusing to transfer to a transport ship. Picard destroys the transport ship, enraging Troi who then takes over the ship. Picard takes over a pirate ship to get back to the Enterprise.
Guinan wants to become counselor and spikes Troi's drink. Troi begins farting uncontrollably all over the ship until Riker beams her out into space.
Troi is picked up by a Romulan warship and is revealed to have been a Romulan spy all along. Troi attacks the Enterprise and beams onboard as her ships are destroyed. Troi confronts Guinan at Ten Forward.
Starfleet sends an officer to investigate Picard.
All of Starfleet goes after the Enterprise.
Picard marries and then kills Wesley's love interest Selia by burying her alive. Data tries to relieve Worf's loneliness using sex. Picard creates a weapon of mass destruction, and begins destroying entire star systems.
Picard has Riker, Worf and Geordi surgically attached to become a human centipede.
After eradicating more than 20 star systems, the crew hangs out in Ten Forward. Vash visits the Enterprise and accidently fires torpedoes while touching the tactical station. Picard has Vash executed for sitting in his chair.
After being showed a woman going to the bathroom by Picard and watching Troi eating chocolate ice-cream, Riker begins to regain his suppressed memory of being part of a human centipede. Picard tries to destroy the ship again but the crew mutinies against him. As Picard begins killing the disobedient crew, an armada of various ships, led by the Defiant, attacks the Enterprise. Picard escapes in a shuttle but crushes on a planet, where he is captured by Sisko and is buried alive.
Picard survives being buried alive and manages to injure Sisko and escape. Meanwhile on the ship Lwaxana's telepathic friend tries to make a pass at Deanna. Worf beats up a young woman in a training session. Riker spies on the female crewmembers having sex with each other. Data begins courting Worf again.
Wesley returns to the ship and surprises Beverly during sex and she squirts all over his face. Space creatures attack the Enterprise and Picard attempts to escape, leaving the rest of the crew to be devoured by the creatures, but the shuttlebay door is blocked by one of the creatures. Laforge decompresses the bay with Picard still there. But the crew's celebration is premature.
Data builds another child, who chooses Troi's appearance.
Picard leaves the ship to escape Lwaxana. He lets Wesley eat a special sandwich and then visits his long lost son Jason and brings him back to the ship. Sisko learns about this and abducts Jason, burning him alive to get back at Picard. Picard retaliates by beaming Lwaxana to DS9.
Picard's son Jason is raised from the dead and becomes a masked serial killer.
Picard gets assimilated by the Borg again. But Picard retains his personality even as a Borg drone.
Riker saves Sisko from a horde of Jem'Hadar soldiers, Picard offers Sisko to join him.
Riker walks in on Picard's holodeck fantasy. O'brien gets angry at Kaiko. Picard plays Poker with the crew and "wins" every round. Picard plays ping pong with O'Brien and kills him when O'brien insults him.
Picard locks Beverly in a room without any clothes to be pummeled by Riker. Picard attacks a planet for demanding autonomy from the Federation. A group of terrorists kidnap Beverly. O'brien's dead body is found by DS9.
O'brien is revived by Bashir and is restricted to light duty on the station, killing cockroaches. The Borg attack the station but retreat when the Enterprise arrives. Riker steals the Defiant for Picard.
Picard uses the Defiant as a toy to attack alien ships. Picard activates the bomb he hid inside O'Brien and destroys DS9, but Sisko and crew escape on Runabouts and attack the Enterprise and retake the Defiant. But Picard telepathically directs the Borg to assimilate the Defiant with Sisko on board.
The crew turns into mutants with strange powers.
Picard equips Riker with a metal skeleton and uses Cerebro to find more mutants in the galaxy. The crew decides to kill Picard once and for all. After his death Picard possesses the body of his nephew Rene, who was actually a young clone of himself that Picard prepared as a replacement body.
Picard in Rene's body arrive to the Enterprise and takes his place as captain. A space anomaly makes Picard age faster and he regains his normal appearance. Picard and Data prank Geordi while he's asleep. Kurn is angry at Quark for not getting his money back. Picard gets mad at Worf who refuses to kill a child. Picard offends Gowron who then banishes Worf in response. Data farts on the bridge. The crew beam Picard over to a transport ship.
Picard's transport ship is destroyed and he beams down to a planet and lives there for years and raises a family. Data feeds Enterprise crewmembers to Spot, leaving only a skeleton crew to run the ship.
Picard is 200 years old and decides to go on one final adventure.
Picard refuses to allow Worf to have sex, and shoots Beverly for suggesting a minor part for Picard in a play. Picard then creates his own play with himself in the lead role.
Data sexually molests his daughter Lal, while Geordi sits and watches. After a treatment from Mott, Picard grows hair and is laughed at by the crew. Worf displays a sexist attitude.
The ship’s crew continue to abuse the Android known as LOL.
Picard causes the Earth's moon to fall down to the planet in order to reduce the overcrowded population and to take over the Federation. Beverly's prostate massage causes Q to ejaculate all over Data.
After seeing Barclay's holodeck program featuring him, Picard cooks Barclay for dinner. Troi is pregnant again and gives birth to Admiral Arnold's baby.
Picard kills Admiral Schwarzenegger by venting the air out of his compartment. Picard takes over the fleet and attacks enemy Gods. Beverly convinces Geordi to sing.
As Picard prepares to conquer another planet, Shep Ramsey arrives to save the day.
Picard steals a time machine and goes back to the Enterprise before it was destroyed. He promotes himself to Admiral in order to take command of the ship with the younger Picard as his right hand man. After accidently touching each other the two Picard's merge and disappear, since the same matter cannot exist in the same space.
Picard bubbles start floating all over the ship. Riker's beard phase shifts in and out of our space time continuum. Knowing of Ramsey's imminent arrival Picard manages to trap and kill him.
Picard catches the crew playing Poker without his authorization. He and Beverly are imprisoned on a planet and implanted with devices which make them hear each other's thoughts. Meanwhile, Troi has an unpleasant encounter with Picard's mother.
Beverly sees some of Picard's dreams. Worf encounters Picard's mother. Lwaxana falls in love with Data. Picard blows up a peace conference on a planet's surface. Data slaps Beverly.
Picard beams down to have sex with thousands of bald women. Meanwhile Worf uses the ready room to spy on Troi and Beverly having sex. Upon his return Picard notices someone sat on his chair. Upon further investigation, Klingon cum stains are discovered on his chair. Picard demotes Worf to Data's pet, while Spot is appointed chief of security.
Spot continues to act as chief of security and tactical officer. Picard continues to try to convince the Mintakans he is god in order to get blowjobs from their females. Worf assassinates both Spot and Tasha in order to regain his position, and has to deal with Data's rage.
After being ejected into space, Spot accidently gets merged with a pop tart as it's pushed into warp by a soliton wave.
Men in Black destroy the Enterprise D. Picard leaves Riker in charge of what's left of the ship and takes command of a newly constructed Enterprise-P, shaped as Picard's head.
Picard looks for volunteers to serve him sexually. When the bridge crew refuse he blows them out into space. Meanwhile on the ruins of the Enterprise D, Troi meets her father who attempts to molest her. Wesley gets eaten by a huge snake. Meanwhile Riker and Worf seek Sisko's help.
Picard tortures admiral Dougherty in a pressure chamber. Meanwhile, Sisko goes to the planet where the Enterprise saucer section crushed, but accidently pick up dangerous creatures from the planet's surface.
A fleet commanded by Sisko attacks Picard's new ship. Picard opens a temporal vortex and takes his ship into the past to stop First Contact, wiping the Federation in the process. Riker goes back in time to stop him. He manages to destroy Picard's ship using Cochrane's cock ship, but Picard himself escapes and lands on Earth.
Picard impersonates Cochrane during first contact with the Vulcans, and gets the humans to kill the Vulcans and steal their ship. Sisko goes back in time to prevent Picard from conquering the Alpha Quadrant but only manage to injure Picard. On the way back to the present Sisko stops in the 22'nd century to punch Archer.
Back in the present the Enterprise finds Picard in suspended animation. Troi has sex with this Picard with Pulaski watching. This Picard then kills his younger self and takes his place. He then goes to Mintaka again to erect a statue of himself for the people to worship.
Worf aborts Troi's baby and eats it. The crew celebrate Worf's 100'th kill. Picard molests Data's daughter. Riker pees in Picard's ready room. Picard notices the smell and orders Worf to execute random crewmembers. When he refuses Picard has him and the entire crew ejected into space, except for Data and Beverly. He gives Data his own command and keeps Beverly as a sex slave.
Picard misses his crew and decides to bring them back from the dead. Meanwhile Data enjoys being a captain of his own ship.
Troi goes on a rampage after Picard refuses to discipline Data for stabbing her. She kills and cooks Spot as revenge. Worf receives a sexy phone call.
Gul Madred once again kidnaps Picard in order to cure human mutancy. Jean Grey has sex with random crewmembers as Picard watches from his ready room. Data imitates Picard's voice to interrupt Troi's bath with Riker. Picard takes the Captain's Yacht to go hunting people on a planet bellow. Data and Worf join him for a dune buggy ride.
Data terrorizes a primitive village until he is stabbed by Worf and reprogrammed by Picard. Picard then sends him to flood entire villages. They then find a holo-ship inside a lake. Picard then uses that ship for his personal entertainment, not realizing there are others onboard.
Data blames Barclay's cat for impregnating Spot. Data kills Barclay in his sleep. Picard insults a woman in a bar.
Amanda the Q tries to seduce Riker while Worf is peeking on them. Worf accidently injures his leg. Picard tries to convince Q to destroy Amanda. Picard tries to find the red light district on the Klingon homeworld.
Beverly is unable to fix Worf's leg. Picard orders Riker to kill Worf. After stabbing Worf 9 times Riker is sent to an insane asylum, where he witnesses prisoners being brainwashed to paint erotic paintings of Picard and to mold clay penises. Meanwhile on the ship Amanda brings Worf back to life. Worf and Data break Riker out of the asylum. Worf plans to torture Riker but Riker manages to escape and get to the bridge where he is protected from Worf by Troi, who breaks Worf's arm.
Data wakes up the bridge crew with loud music. Troi is revealed to be absolutely useless as both a telepath and as a psychiatrist. Picard pushes Troi to commit suicide. While trying to escape from a furious Lwaxana, Picard ejects himself into space.
After the Enterprise blows up Picard in space, a rapture in time appears, through which the Enterprise NX-01 emerges, causing a change in the timeline and restoring both Troi and Picard back into existence. Picard invites Archer to visit the Enterprise, only to shoot and capture him. T'Pol offers to give oral sex to Picard in exchange for him releasing Archer. After sexuality exploiting T'Pol, Picard destroys the NX-01 Enterprise anyway.
Tucker sneaks on board the Enterprise in a cloaked Suliban ship. Picard keeps Archer in his fish tank while the crew continue to sexually molest T'Pol. Riker gets married and soon after Picard kills his wife and frames Archer, in order to publicly humiliate and execute him. Tucker manages to free T'Pol and Archer and they escape in the cloaked ship.
Troi has a chat with Mark Twain. Riker's dad walks in on Riker raping doctor Phlox. Worf makes a pass at Pulaski. Picard overrides the Turbolift controls in order to try to kill Pulaski.
Data shows Geordi his new paintings and beats him up when he doesn't like them. Wesley sets up dangerous bombs all over the ship. This allows Odo to escape from the brig and kill Tasha. Odo is then revealed to be a coalescent organism which imitates some of the crew.
Picard and Data try to figure out who among the crew are imitations. Picard kills Laforge and then decides to steal a new chief engineer from Voyager. But both the Defiant and Archer's new Akira-class ship come to Janeway's help and attack the Enterprise. Even Kirk's Enterprise emerges from a temporal anomaly. The Enterprise D is destroyed but Picard and Data escape on a shuttle and go into the temporal vortex. Voyager also gets pulled into the vortex but emerges in the late 20'th century, while Picard and Data arrive in the 19'th century, where Gul Dukat is secretly conspiring with time-traveling aliens. Picard decides to turn Data into a woman.
Picard collaborates with the evil aliens to steal people's neural energy. But then decides to use their snake-device to travel into the future. Mark Twain interrupts and jumps to the future himself instead, while Data is destroyed and Picard gets stuck in the past. Later in the 20'th century Picard is living in a safehouse and discovers that Voyager has finally arrived from the future. He uses Nazi super weapons which he helped construct during WW2 in order to destroy Voyager. Meanwhile Archer is also looking for Picard and managed to find Dukat, just before they are both assassinated by Picard. Picard lives on to become the emperor of the Federation.
A flashback reveals how Picard drained people's magic essence in the past in order to rejuvenate himself. Back in the present Picard does the same thing in order to get younger. Data informs him that with a material called Serilium he could drain the life force from millions of people at a time. Scotty tells them that Captain Sulu has this material. The Enterprise attacks Sulu's ship to steal the material. Picard then drains the life of 20 million people on a planet, rejuvenating himself to a pre-pubescent age. He then dresses like a girl and goes back to the Academy to be Wesley's roommate.
Picard is still a teenager on Earth, and forces Beverly to suck off a horse. Meanwhile on the ship Data agrees to help Troi study interspecies mating practices and develops a pheromone which drives all animals to mate. All the animals on the ship start attacking and raping the crew, including Spot who rapes Worf. Meanwhile on Earth, Picard captures Chakotay and forces him to fight a boxing match against Anubis the system Lord.
Spot gives birth to Worf's puppies. The crew continually make fun of Worf, even as his parents visit him. Picard is unable to get an erection even while watching images of the crew having sex. O'brien catches Picard in Molly's room and stops him in the last moment. Picard orders Wesley to be brought to his ready room.
Picard comes to sickbay for an unusual physical. O'Brien is bored in the transporter room. Data kills a woman in the corridor but is embarrassed when Picard notices Data's fly is open. Riker gets horny after seeing this and rapes a woman in the corridor. Meanwhile on DS9 Sisko gets angry at Dukat and Janeway.
Professor Galen tells a story about Picard, which Einstein enjoys. Picard fires the Tequila cannon which makes everyone drunk.
While everyone are asleep Klingons board the Enterprise. Picard escapes the ship while everyone else fight the Klingons to regain control of the ship. Riker rapes a man who enters his quarters.
Mott the barber saves the ship from terrorists.
Data tries to destroy the Enterprise.
The Enterprise encounters the Transport ship, which has a lot less atmospheric pressure. Picard orders Worf to cut off Riker's penis. Picard is killed when the transport ship collapses and blows up.
Picard is given a new job by Q, to be the devil.
After seeing that Geordi got himself new eyes, Riker asks Crusher to give him a new penis. He then proceeds to use it on various women and even on Data. Picard tries to kill a bird but accidently ignites Data's fart, causing a big explosion.
Worf meets survivors of a village which Picard destroyed, among them Kasidy Yates, who convinces Worf to defect and re-join Sisko. Sisko and his crew use a Klingon ship to go back to the past in order to defeat Picard.
Sisko and Janeway meet in the past and decide to cooperate to try to change history to prevent Picard from ever coming to power. Meanwhile Picard became a colonel in the British military and was secretly helping the Nazis to win WW2 (both by giving the Nazis advanced technology and by being a mole in the British top brass. He planned to wait until the Nazis take over the world and to later take Hitler's place, but Martok beamed down Klingon ground troops which defeated the Nazis, thwarting Picard's plans. Picard used the nazi space cannon to destroy the bird of prey and later Voyager, and captured and executed Chakotay and Torres who escaped in a shuttle, believing them to be responsible for killing his son Hitler (who was conceived by Picard decades earlier). But Quark was also on the bird of prey and was found at Roswell and wanted to become a supreme ruler himself so he made himself known to the public and later became Earth's ruler. Quark then gave advanced technology to the Ferengi and made the Ferengi race the top-class of the future Federation society. Back in the future the Enterprise's captain is now a Ferengi. Since Picard still has memory of how things used to be before, he recognizes the change in the time-line and immediately acts to go back to the past again.
Picard and Sisko continue to clash in the past. Riker tries to change history to his own advantage but when he lets a man from the 20'th century sit in the Captain's chair Picard sees it and destroyed the Enterprise in rage. Picard tries to brainwash Quark but Sisko finds him and kills Picard. Odo transforms into a giant python and eats Wesley. Sisko realizes that the only way to truly beat Picard is to find Picard in his childhood and teach him the ways of goodness and kindness. This has a dramatic effect on the future. After the future transforms Picard is now a peaceful and loving man, and joins his bridge crew to a nice game of cards.
Picard plays with puppies and becomes an animal rights activist and appoints a special committee of Pigs to run the ship. Spot talks Data into killing people on the ship.
Admiral Sati arrives to attend Data's court martial. Picard exposes her dirty secrets during the hearing. Having released all the birds, bird poop falls everywhere in the ship. Picard offers Sarek's wife cunnilingus.
The Enterprise visit the Baku planet again.
Admiral Bitchayeve talks to Beverly. Picard marries a couple on the bridge. The ship gets a distress signal from an old lady who fell and can’t get up.
Riker decides to imitate his shipmates.
Picard refuses to use violence even when the ship is attacked.
Riker goes on a date with an alien woman he found on Tinder. A father of another alien woman who got pregnant from Riker arrives, but Riker orders the Enterprise to escape. Picard objects and is beaten up by Riker. Riker continues trying to score with more women on other planets.
Picard encounters angry Cardassian homophobes who attack the Enterprise, but Picard insists on trying to hail then and refuses to fire back. The Enterprise is taken over by Cardassians and Picard is taken prisoner.
Picard is interrogated by the Cardassians.
Gul Madred tortures Picard by forcing him to listen to Justin Bieber songs. Riker sends Data and Worf to save Picard but they are captures as well.
Gul Madred plans to use Worf as a test subject for his experiments to cure mutancy, but Worf manages to destroy Madred's research.
Worf refuses to commit suicide in prison. Riker retakes the Enterprise from the Cardassians. Madred transfers his mind to Data's body and sends the team back to the Enterprise.
Gul Madred in Data's body tries to destroy Earth but is stopped by Picard. Picard begins to show signs of physically changing into a Cardassian.
Tomalak attempts to seduce Troi and attacks the Enterprise when she turns him down. Worf destroys the War Bird without Picard's say so. Data accidently farts and the bridge crew almost die from the toxic gas. At Sickbay it is revealed Picard is transforming into a Cardassian.
Dr. Crusher restores Picard's appearance. Picard watches Game of Thrones.
Picard tells Riker about his past as a Cardassian secret agent. Riker destroys one of Picard's game of thrones toys. Picard tells Troi to lose some weight.
Laforge begins to remember things from the old timeline. Picard conspires with Nagilum to murder the crew of the Enterprise to study every kind of death.
Picard is once again disgruntled with Data’s bad acting and takes the stage himself.
Picard begins to fulfill his sadomasochistic tendencies again.
The Enterprise comes back to Earth and Riker goes to investigate the rumored alien crash-landing on Earth in 1947.
Picard encounters Batman fighting some Xenomorphs on the planet HarOs.
Worf celebrates another birthday and receives a new painting from Data. Wesley gets angry after Worf doesn’t let him attend the party and smuggles a Xenomorph egg onboard the ship.
An Alien Xenomorph runs loose on the ship.
Picard destroys the last remaining house on a desolate planet. Troi checks Data's psychological reaction to erotic images and gets stabbed. Worf confronts Data in Engineering. Later Data convinces Picard to force all crewmembers to get cybernetic eyes like Geordi's.
Doctor Crusher restores the eyes of most of the crew. Riker investigates the story of the transplanted corneas. Meanwhile Picard wants again wants to destroy the house on the planet but is interrupted by Pulaski. Riker leads an away team down to the planet to investigate why the house keeps re-appearing.
Captain Sisko starts a war with the Dominion and then tells his crew not to bother him.
The Enterprise arrives at DS9 and the two crews inter-mingle. Bashir brings a shrinking ray to the Enterprise and tests it on Professor . Picard then uses this technology to shrink Voyager to use it as an ornament.
DS9 experiences malfunctions in their holosuits.
O’brien has a little trouble with his wife and children.
O’brien can’t stop cursing on DS9 and is taken to the Infirmary. Meanwhile Gul Broca is suspected for betraying the Dominion.
After constant physical abuse, Worf asks to leave the Enterprise and transfers to DS9.
Worf has some anger issues and takes it out on Quark and others.
After being shot by Picard, Worf is in surgery. Riker decides to join in and accidently kills Worf in surgery. Data turns Worf into a mindless drone.
Tasha helps doctor Crusher regenerate Worf. Troi brainwashes doctor Crusher to kill all the humans on the ship. She tries to shoot some people but is stopped by Data. Picard holds another dinner for the crew and has a drink with Scotty afterward. The crew plot another mutiny against Picard.
Picard invites his bridge crew to dinner again and serves them a bowl of smoking Bishop. He returns to Earth to celebrate Christmas with his family. After returning to the ship he finds a ‘turkey’ for Christmas and goes into the holodeck to play with children in the snow.
The senior crew enjoy time in the holodeck. Picard doesn’t get a Christmas gift and tries to find the one responsible. Guinan berates a little girl with an imaginary friend.
Barclay displays racism towards Guinan. Meanwhile Picard spies on everyone.
Picard continues to celebrate Christmas and sings in Ten Forward. Beverly disciples Wesley for not attending.
Picard visits his miniaturized ships which now serve as ornamenst on his Christmas tree. Moriarty takes over the main computer, causing the ship to shake and Picard’s Christmas tree to fall. The miniaturized Voyager manages to break free and escape through a window. Barclay restores Voyager to its normal size and later escapes the Enterprise to join it, taking Moriarty with him inside a memory module. The Voyager crew decide to give Moriarty a mobile emitter to free him into the real world.
Picard transfers Vash and Wesley to a Transport Ship with less pressure.
Weyoun helps Beverly clone Wesley. Picard then kidnaps Weyoun to perform cruel experiments on him.
O’brien’s son Yoshi meets Data’s cat.
Picard kills his brother and plans to do things with the corpse, but Moriarty shows up at his house and tries to kill Picard. Remmick and Picard become lovers.
Riker and Troi go on a diet to lose weight after getting fat.
Picard becomes voluntary addicted to drugs. Data steals Riker's beard again.
Picard forces members of the crew to give him hand jobs.
An extradimensional being appears on the bridge and transforms the crew into power-rangers.
Spot drinks from a toilet and is chased away by Data, only to attack Professor Berlingoff. Picard used the professor’s time machine to travel into the past.
Picard tries to conquer the Earth and his former crew have to stop him.
Picard’s attempts to take over the world are thwarted by his former crew.
Captain Sulu tells the story of a mythical figure known as the Picard.
Snippet from Picard’s time in Earth’s past.
Horrifying things keep happening to the crew in deep space.
Worf underestimates an old man.
Archer travels to the past and encounters the immortal being known as Kevin.
Captain Archer tries to save King Kong from his fate.
The crews of all famous starships encounter Nazis in WW2.
Captain Kirk encounters a Borg cube.
Captain Sulu finds a mate.
Picard and crew review the movie “star trek into darkness”
The crew watch the trailer of Star Wars the Force Awakens.
Wesley tells Picard about an Addictive Game.
Wesley begins losing his hair.
Picard reads a bed time story to an injured alien.
Troi abuses an alien slave.
Picard gets pissed at Riker.
The Borg attack the Federation but Picard has more pressing matters.
Picard recovers an old race car and drives it.
Riker investigates which of these stories were true, or fiction.
A collection of some of the best moments in the Recut series.
All the paintings and art projects created by the crew throughout the years.
The cast talks about their work on the Recut series